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  • M Mendor81

    Hi everyone, i've just been back from vacation (3 weeks disconnect from everything, no news no i-net no nothing...awesome) when i came back i saw that apple won the lawsuit against Samsung and Samsung has to pay the ammount of 1.000 millione US$ due to patent infringement? WTF? I ,personally owning the S3 which appel would love to ban from the market, (sincerly i hope they don't succeed, s3 is so much better then iphone) am worried how far apple will go to preserve their idea to get the monopoly on smartphones. Other question that bargles occupies my mind is why is apple so successfull? to much fanboys? or people with to much money? Discuss!

    Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!

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    Mendor81 wrote:

    Other question that bargles occupies my mind is why is apple so successfull?

    It copied the successful elements of "Religion". ..and there's a flight of capital going on. Now, if you took your money out of Spanish bonds, where would you reinvest it? Not in American bonds. Not in something barbaric as gold, as that does not yield income. No, it gets invested in the most-trustworthy looking stock. There's your rotten Apple :)

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      Mendor81 wrote:

      Other question that bargles my mind

      Bargles. What a great word. Apple are successful because they make products that people want to buy.

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      Apple are successful because they make products that people want to buy are willing to pay for.

      FTFY A small, but not insignificant difference.

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      • A Andrei Straut

        I am ready to be persecuted, hanged, stoned to death or skinned alive if it causes Apple to go bankrupt. Until then, I will happily bear the Wrath of the Univoter for my post And also, let's not forget that there are other people, not only followers and Arthur. Now, there's all the Apple haters here too (off the top of my head, PO'H comes to mind)

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        Andrei Straut wrote:

        I am ready to be persecuted, hanged, stoned to death or skinned alive if it causes Apple to go bankrupt. Until then, I will happily bear the Wrath of the Univoter for my post
         
        And also, let's not forget that there are other people, not only followers and Arthur. Now, there's all the Apple haters here too (off the top of my head, PO'H comes to mind)

        I have no time for Apple, my quote is from Life Of Brian and like in hte movie is delivered with much sarcasm.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          Andrei Straut wrote:

          I am ready to be persecuted, hanged, stoned to death or skinned alive if it causes Apple to go bankrupt. Until then, I will happily bear the Wrath of the Univoter for my post
           
          And also, let's not forget that there are other people, not only followers and Arthur. Now, there's all the Apple haters here too (off the top of my head, PO'H comes to mind)

          I have no time for Apple, my quote is from Life Of Brian and like in hte movie is delivered with much sarcasm.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          The sarcasm I perceived, I had no idea it was a movie quote though :thumbsup:

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          • D Dalek Dave

            My mistake! Apologies.

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            My mistake!
             
            Apologies.

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            • M Mendor81

              Thanks, and almost geographicly correct :D just some km away from Barcelona And yes i appologize, we here say 1.000 million, not billion.. sorry for that linguistic lapsus :P

              Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!

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              :laugh: The "He's from Barcelona" is a quote from a 70s UK comedy called "Faulty Towers" - and it's not complementary about the IQ of Spanish waiters, which I why I didn't use it. Funny though, even if I can't watch a whole episode without chewing my own fist in embarrassment.

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              • A Andrei Straut

                The sarcasm I perceived, I had no idea it was a movie quote though :thumbsup:

                Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                Rage
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                So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

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                • R Rage

                  So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

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                  Oh no, that's dead simple. All women!

                  Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.

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                  • R Rage

                    So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

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                    Rage wrote:

                    So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

                    They're made of wood. How's your outraaaaageous accent going?

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    • L Lost User

                      Rage wrote:

                      So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

                      They're made of wood. How's your outraaaaageous accent going?

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      "I don't want to talk to you anymore ! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries." I did not remember this one, though, had to look it up.

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                        "I don't want to talk to you anymore ! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries." I did not remember this one, though, had to look it up.

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                        Rage wrote:

                        "I don't want to talk to you anymore ! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries."
                        I did not remember this one, though, had to look it up.

                        You animal food trough wiper. You wiper of other people bottoms. Now go away, or I shall taunt you some more.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          He is Spanish - the thousands and decimal separator are reversed. 1,2324.56 in English becomes 1.234,56 in Spanish locale numbering. (I was very tempted to say "He's from Barcelona"...) [edit]"Spanish", not "spannish" :doh:[/edit]

                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          (I was very tempted to say "He's from Barcelona"...)

                          You'd have got away with it; Manuel was migrated to Neapolitan when the show was released in Spain.

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                          • R Rage

                            So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?

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                            Only a witch can recognize another witch, or a warlock another warlock. best, Bill

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                              Only a witch can recognize another witch, or a warlock another warlock. best, Bill

                              "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer ?" Stephen Wright

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                              No, no, no.

                              BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
                              VILLAGER #2: Burn!
                              CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
                              BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
                              VILLAGER #1: More witches!
                              VILLAGER #2: Wood!
                              BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
                              [pause]
                              VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
                              BEDEMIR: Good!
                              CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
                              BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
                              VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
                              BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
                              VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
                              BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
                              VILLAGER #1: No, no.
                              VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
                              VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
                              CROWD: The pond!
                              BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
                              VILLAGER #1: Bread!
                              VILLAGER #2: Apples!
                              VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
                              VILLAGER #1: Cider!
                              VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
                              VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
                              VILLAGER #2: Mud!
                              VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
                              VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
                              ARTHUR: A duck.
                              CROWD: Oooh.
                              BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
                              VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

                              ~RaGE();

                              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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