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Thanks, and almost geographicly correct :D just some km away from Barcelona And yes i appologize, we here say 1.000 million, not billion.. sorry for that linguistic lapsus :P
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
:laugh: The "He's from Barcelona" is a quote from a 70s UK comedy called "Faulty Towers" - and it's not complementary about the IQ of Spanish waiters, which I why I didn't use it. Funny though, even if I can't watch a whole episode without chewing my own fist in embarrassment.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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The sarcasm I perceived, I had no idea it was a movie quote though :thumbsup:
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Oh no, that's dead simple. All women!
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Rage wrote:
So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?
They're made of wood. How's your outraaaaageous accent going?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Rage wrote:
So I presume you can't tell how you recognize that someone is a witch ?
They're made of wood. How's your outraaaaageous accent going?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"I don't want to talk to you anymore ! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries." I did not remember this one, though, had to look it up.
Rage wrote:
"I don't want to talk to you anymore ! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries."
I did not remember this one, though, had to look it up.You animal food trough wiper. You wiper of other people bottoms. Now go away, or I shall taunt you some more.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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He is Spanish - the thousands and decimal separator are reversed. 1,2324.56 in English becomes 1.234,56 in Spanish locale numbering. (I was very tempted to say "He's from Barcelona"...) [edit]"Spanish", not "spannish" :doh:[/edit]
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
OriginalGriff wrote:
(I was very tempted to say "He's from Barcelona"...)
You'd have got away with it; Manuel was migrated to Neapolitan when the show was released in Spain.
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Only a witch can recognize another witch, or a warlock another warlock. best, Bill
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer ?" Stephen Wright
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Only a witch can recognize another witch, or a warlock another warlock. best, Bill
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer ?" Stephen Wright
No, no, no.
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.~RaGE();
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