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Pete OHanlon

The number of complaints Chris received in the 10 minutes after he bought the new look site online.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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Nagy Vilmos

Points, but let's see what else is to come...

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

Dalek Daves blood pressure reading shortly after seeing the new look?

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Dalek Dave

Number of brains cells dying per day?

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rah_sin

Crude-oil inventories fell by 7.2 million barrels in the week ended Aug. 31,the American Petroleum Institute said.

rahul

Dalek Dave

Has this anything to do with my disparagement of a Northern Town the other day?

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Dalek Dave

There is a rule about googling this!

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Mark_Wallace

How far you have to sit from your monitor, not to be blinded by the CP UI. (Little m means metres, chaps -- big M is millions)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Nagy Vilmos

M is the boss. :suss:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Mark_Wallace

um, the point being that little m is metres.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

M is a faceless bureaucrat who answers to her political paymasters. She does not do the things that she asks of her agents, and is replaceable.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Dalek Dave

I know. I was simply giving options :) Little m is metres. Or mediaeval. Or medium. Or meter. Or male. Or married. Or mass. Or minute. Or modulus. Lots of things can be expressed by an m.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Simon_Whale

Popcorn Lung[^]?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

TPFKAPB

Only one thing can be expressed by i though unless you want your arse sued.

Dalek Dave

Yes, Indesit. The lower case 'i' is their Trademark.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Nagy Vilmos

I think it's hourly for us. :sigh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

Well done, no STFU so everyone can come up with more witty 'number of complaints' jibes. :laugh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Simon_Whale

Number of times Dave swore while looking at the new site?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

TPFKAPB

I'm pretty sure the American courts won't see it that way.