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Dalek Dave

Number of brains cells dying per day?

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rah_sin

Crude-oil inventories fell by 7.2 million barrels in the week ended Aug. 31,the American Petroleum Institute said.

rahul

Dalek Dave

Has this anything to do with my disparagement of a Northern Town the other day?

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Dalek Dave

There is a rule about googling this!

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Mark_Wallace

How far you have to sit from your monitor, not to be blinded by the CP UI. (Little m means metres, chaps -- big M is millions)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

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Nagy Vilmos

M is the boss. :suss:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Mark_Wallace

um, the point being that little m is metres.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

M is a faceless bureaucrat who answers to her political paymasters. She does not do the things that she asks of her agents, and is replaceable.

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Dalek Dave

I know. I was simply giving options :) Little m is metres. Or mediaeval. Or medium. Or meter. Or male. Or married. Or mass. Or minute. Or modulus. Lots of things can be expressed by an m.

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Simon_Whale

Popcorn Lung[^]?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

TPFKAPB

Only one thing can be expressed by i though unless you want your arse sued.

Dalek Dave

Yes, Indesit. The lower case 'i' is their Trademark.

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Nagy Vilmos

I think it's hourly for us. :sigh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

Well done, no STFU so everyone can come up with more witty 'number of complaints' jibes. :laugh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Simon_Whale

Number of times Dave swore while looking at the new site?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

TPFKAPB

I'm pretty sure the American courts won't see it that way.

Lost User

Number of CP users annoyed with the new UI?

Lost User

'EastEnders' takes 7.2m with Phil, Shirley plot[^]

Nagy Vilmos

0. That's not Aunty. 1. Still wrong, the correct question is way up there ^^^^^

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett