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  • D Dalek Dave

    ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    Lost User
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    ...What would you change it to?

    The first random GUID generated by VS.

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      ...What would you change it to?

      The first random GUID generated by VS.

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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      Lost User
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      Henceforth, you shall be called 9F2F4BAC-CCF6-408F-A771-A1FA2B5A45F1 :-)

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Or Mike Hunt?

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        Or his brother, Warwick? Andy B

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        • D Dalek Dave

          ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          Chris Meech
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          I'm partial to Haywood Jablowme.

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          • C Chris Meech

            I'm partial to Haywood Jablowme.

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            OriginalGriff
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            Gonna be a problem when you are introduced to male colleagues... :-O

            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              TommyTomToms
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              Terry Hesticles

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                Terry Hesticles

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                Dalek Dave
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                I know his girlfriend, Betty Swollocks.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Is that your prison name?

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  Simon_Whale
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                  That's Mr Mackay to you Fletcher! :laugh:

                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    Milo Thundermember?

                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                    Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Better than Peter File

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      NormDroid
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                      :)

                      Software Kinetics - Dependable Software news

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        Arnold Colloidal-Suspension III

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                          Done that already. Next!

                          Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                          • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                            Done that already. Next!

                            Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.

                            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              I am seriously considering adding Mrs Wife's family's old name at the end of ours, William Norman-Walker-Gyorgyorszaghegyi has that certain WTF to it!


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Lost User
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                              The beauty of that name would be instant identification to telemarketers. "Is Mr. or Mrs. Norman-Walker-Gorgyorsa...mumble.. muble... muble home?

                              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.

                                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Alas the Empire did collapse and is known now as The Commonwealth. A shame. I much preferred it when we ruled the world.

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.

                                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  I swear I never wore outfits like that. Mine were always black!

                                  Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                  • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                    Done that already. Next!

                                    Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    So what did you do when you met it that inspired you to commemorate the meeting?

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Chuck Norris

                                      V.
                                      (MQOTD Rules )

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                                      Mendor81
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                                      And we have a winner!

                                      Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        So what did you do when you met it that inspired you to commemorate the meeting?

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                        Sorry - you've lost me Mark. What meeting?

                                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.

                                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                          Rage
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                                          :laugh: Your note is brilliant.

                                          ~RaGE();

                                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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