If you could change your name...
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I'm partial to Haywood Jablowme.
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
Gonna be a problem when you are introduced to male colleagues... :-O
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Terry Hesticles
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Terry Hesticles
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Is that your prison name?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
That's Mr Mackay to you Fletcher! :laugh:
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Milo Thundermember?
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 -
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Arnold Colloidal-Suspension III
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Done that already. Next!
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Done that already. Next!
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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I am seriously considering adding Mrs Wife's family's old name at the end of ours, William Norman-Walker-Gyorgyorszaghegyi has that certain WTF to it!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The beauty of that name would be instant identification to telemarketers. "Is Mr. or Mrs. Norman-Walker-Gorgyorsa...mumble.. muble... muble home?
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
I swear I never wore outfits like that. Mine were always black!
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Done that already. Next!
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
So what did you do when you met it that inspired you to commemorate the meeting?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chuck Norris
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So what did you do when you met it that inspired you to commemorate the meeting?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Sorry - you've lost me Mark. What meeting?
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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For a lot of the newer members, that one will slide right on by. [Note] For those that don't know, Anna-Jayne used to be called Princess Leia - her name was changed to protect her from reprisals when the Empire collapsed. [Double note]I could have made that last bit up.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Done that already. Next!
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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:) If it were only the name ! Awesome answer of yours-
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
Cheers. :-O It's pretty ancient history now, and doesn't feel so groundbreaking anymore. Nevertheless, I know it was hellish at the time and I'm glad it's long past.
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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...What would you change it to? I have a few good'uns. Shellingbourne K Marshall Dan Coldharbour Claude Westernstar My god, I have hundreds. I may even do this for a gag!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
When I was being interviewed for my Citizenship in Los Angeles, the officer told me that they offered a name change as a free service (presumably for people who wanted to anglicize their name). Well, at the time my name was Ian Armstrong-Dennis. (I was born Ian Dennis, but I'd changed it to Armstrong-Dennis when my mum remarried a Dr Armstrong.) I'd dropped the hyphen so Americans didn't think I was a double-barreled snob, so I took advantage of the service to change my name back again to Ian Dennis. After I left the DOJ office, I phoned my girlfriend (now my wife) and told her I'd passed my test and just had my oath of allegiance before becoming American. Then I casually added "Oh, and I've changed my name". There was a few minutes silence, and then she nervously asked "What to?" "Jose Rodriguez"
