Confucius say...
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
These are so old... But somewhat funny :) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
These are so old... But somewhat funny :) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Now that is a good one.
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Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things. Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick. army like blow job closer to discharge you get, the better it feels "Woman who dance while wearing a jockstrap have make believe ballroom. "Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." "Sailor who gets discharged from navy, leave buddies behind." Man who make love to cash register, come into money. Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. He who sniffs coke, gets ice cube up nose. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested. If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital! He who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth. To make egg roll, push it. Chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work. Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. He who eats ice cream in car, is a Sundae Driver He who stick head in open window, gets pane in neck.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar
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