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  • W wizardzz

    TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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    Karl Sanford
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    The mummies reply, "Tut-Tut".

    Be The Noise

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    • W wizardzz

      TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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      AspDotNetDev
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      185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." 185 mummies say, "Curse you!"

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • W wizardzz

        TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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        TPFKAPB
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        That's ok we're all tied up at the moment anyway.

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        • W wizardzz

          TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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          Colin Mullikin
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          It's because we ignore our children isn't it... Clickety[^]

          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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          • W wizardzz

            TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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            Pete OHanlon
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            185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." They say: it's alright, we're just looking for the daddies.

            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            • W wizardzz

              TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              So they walked like an Egyptian out of there.

              Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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              • W wizardzz

                TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                TPFKAPB
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                The marines start unwrapping their bandages.......

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                • W wizardzz

                  TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                  Nueman
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                  wizardzz wrote:

                  185 mummies walk into a bar.
                  The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

                  "Well that just about wraps it up"

                  What me worry?

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                  • W wizardzz

                    TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    That's alright, we don't understand your menus anyway, give us dog looking left, sheaf of corn, ibis, ibis, fish thing.

                    *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                    • W wizardzz

                      TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                      Kenneth Haugland
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                      That makes us feel all empty inside...

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                      • W wizardzz

                        TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                        Kenneth Haugland
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                        Thats ok, we don't have the stomach for a drink.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          That's alright, we don't understand your menus anyway, give us dog looking left, sheaf of corn, ibis, ibis, fish thing.

                          *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                          S Houghtelin
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                          Please, we haven't had sip in a few thousand years, our throats are so dry. Been wrapped up in some bad business.

                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            We don't see why not - you've never let anyone in, so it's as quiet as a tomb in here.

                            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                            • W wizardzz

                              TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                              S Houghtelin
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                              Please, we haven' had sip in a few thousand years, our throats are so dry. Been wrapped up in some bad business.

                              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                              • W wizardzz

                                TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                                TPFKAPB
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                                Good. We don't want to drink in your weird rectangle looking building anyway.

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  185 Essex mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." "No under 14's allowed"

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    185 Essex mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." "No under 14's allowed"

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    TPFKAPB
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                                    But we only wanted a whine.

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                                      Kenneth Haugland
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                                      oh, come on, throw us a bone.

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                                        AspDotNetDev
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                                        185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." 185 mummies reply, "We haven't had service this bad in 3,000 years."

                                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                        • W wizardzz

                                          TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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                                          wizardzz
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                                          The bartender hops the bar, tackles a mummy, rips off his mask revealing Mr. Johnson, the owner of the old saw mill. Johnson replies, "And I would've gotten away with it, too!"

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