185 Of the Day

[TPFKAPB]

That's ok we're all tied up at the moment anyway.

[Colin Mullikin]

It's because we ignore our children isn't it... Clickety[^]

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[Pete OHanlon]

185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." They say: it's alright, we're just looking for the daddies.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

So they walked like an Egyptian out of there.

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[TPFKAPB]

The marines start unwrapping their bandages.......

[Nueman]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

"Well that just about wraps it up"

What me worry?

[Pete OHanlon]

That's alright, we don't understand your menus anyway, give us dog looking left, sheaf of corn, ibis, ibis, fish thing.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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[Kenneth Haugland]

That makes us feel all empty inside...

[Kenneth Haugland]

Thats ok, we don't have the stomach for a drink.

[S Houghtelin]

Please, we haven't had sip in a few thousand years, our throats are so dry. Been wrapped up in some bad business.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Pete OHanlon]

We don't see why not - you've never let anyone in, so it's as quiet as a tomb in here.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

[S Houghtelin]

Please, we haven' had sip in a few thousand years, our throats are so dry. Been wrapped up in some bad business.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[TPFKAPB]

Good. We don't want to drink in your weird rectangle looking building anyway.

[OriginalGriff]

185 Essex mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." "No under 14's allowed"

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[TPFKAPB]

But we only wanted a whine.

[Kenneth Haugland]

oh, come on, throw us a bone.

[AspDotNetDev]

185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." 185 mummies reply, "We haven't had service this bad in 3,000 years."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[wizardzz]

The bartender hops the bar, tackles a mummy, rips off his mask revealing Mr. Johnson, the owner of the old saw mill. Johnson replies, "And I would've gotten away with it, too!"

[Slacker007]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

You're supposed to be dead.

[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

You are early. Come back in 28 days.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.