185 Of the Day

[S Houghtelin]

Please, we haven' had sip in a few thousand years, our throats are so dry. Been wrapped up in some bad business.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[TPFKAPB]

Good. We don't want to drink in your weird rectangle looking building anyway.

[OriginalGriff]

185 Essex mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." "No under 14's allowed"

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[TPFKAPB]

But we only wanted a whine.

[Kenneth Haugland]

oh, come on, throw us a bone.

[AspDotNetDev]

185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." 185 mummies reply, "We haven't had service this bad in 3,000 years."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[wizardzz]

The bartender hops the bar, tackles a mummy, rips off his mask revealing Mr. Johnson, the owner of the old saw mill. Johnson replies, "And I would've gotten away with it, too!"

[Slacker007]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

You're supposed to be dead.

[Lost User]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

You are early. Come back in 28 days.

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[Mike Hankey]

Dang looks like we'll be drinking embalming fluid again tonight.

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[Thomas Daniels]

wizardzz wrote:

185 mummies walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

The mummies say: "No problem! We seek only toilet paper."

[Kenneth Haugland]

We could die for a drink.

[jeron1]

185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." The mummies say "We're gonna Ramses sticks in your eye, andgo to a better bar that's not too pharoh way."

[Yayozama]

And 28 days later, The Mummy Returns...

[OriginalGriff]

Countered - I thought it was funny!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Pete OHanlon]

I have to ding you for forgetting to mention "if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their mutt".

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[wizardzz]

I didn't forget, I just figured it didn't fit the context, and it's those "meddling kids"

[TPFKAPB]

Yeah I've picked up a stalker after calling someone a Bellend.