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  • W wizardzz

    TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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    Slacker007
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    wizardzz wrote:

    185 mummies walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

    You're supposed to be dead.

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    • W wizardzz

      TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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      Lost User
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      wizardzz wrote:

      185 mummies walk into a bar.
      The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

      You are early. Come back in 28 days.

      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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      • W wizardzz

        TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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        Mike Hankey
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        Dang looks like we'll be drinking embalming fluid again tonight.

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
        Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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        • W wizardzz

          TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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          Thomas Daniels
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          wizardzz wrote:

          185 mummies walk into a bar.
          The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

          The mummies say: "No problem! We seek only toilet paper."

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          • W wizardzz

            TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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            Kenneth Haugland
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            We could die for a drink.

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            • W wizardzz

              TPFKAPB with the win yesterday. [^] You won a very nice, antique necklace. It's located at: N 41° 43' 54.9906", W 49° 56' 44.9952" Bring your wet suit. 185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

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              jeron1
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              185 mummies walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you." The mummies say "We're gonna Ramses sticks in your eye, andgo to a better bar that's not too pharoh way."

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              • L Lost User

                wizardzz wrote:

                185 mummies walk into a bar.
                The bartender says, "Sorry I can't serve you."

                You are early. Come back in 28 days.

                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                Yayozama
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                And 28 days later, The Mummy Returns...

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                • T TPFKAPB

                  But we only wanted a whine.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Countered - I thought it was funny!

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                  • W wizardzz

                    The bartender hops the bar, tackles a mummy, rips off his mask revealing Mr. Johnson, the owner of the old saw mill. Johnson replies, "And I would've gotten away with it, too!"

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    I have to ding you for forgetting to mention "if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their mutt".

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      I have to ding you for forgetting to mention "if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their mutt".

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      wizardzz
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                      I didn't forget, I just figured it didn't fit the context, and it's those "meddling kids"

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Countered - I thought it was funny!

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                        TPFKAPB
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                        Yeah I've picked up a stalker after calling someone a Bellend.

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