AOTD
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Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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They made that many sequals?
just feels that way.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)
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The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)
I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
It may also mach the average % of alcohol in the liquids?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition - Senior Section
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I heard on the news that he was going to remove unfairness in the benefits system, I thought oh good, he's resigning.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
He wants to stop benefits for large families where no one works. That's the Royal Family facked then.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
It is made from yew ... on the odd occasion it's closed
What a coincidence, Griff's favourite pastime involves a ewe that is rarely closed too.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The number of people that have earned a billion this year?
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
AOTD. Arseholes Of The Day. How many arseholes your doctor inspected along with yours last week.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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AOTD. Arseholes Of The Day. How many arseholes your doctor inspected along with yours last week.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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AOTD. Arseholes Of The Day. How many arseholes your doctor inspected along with yours last week.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nagy's current standing in his doctor's "Prettiest Arseholes Of The Month" list?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
The prettiness of my ring is neither here nor there!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Add with 42 and get a position :laugh:
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new -Einstein, Albert
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Just found this:
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Scientists have been struggling to prevent further damage by the starfish along Australia’s famous Great Barrier Reef, which has lost half of its coral cover in the past 27 years.
here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9593191/Crown-of-thorns-starfish-to-be-tackled.html[^]
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coincidence?
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
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Just found this:
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Scientists have been struggling to prevent further damage by the starfish along Australia’s famous Great Barrier Reef, which has lost half of its coral cover in the past 27 years.
here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/9593191/Crown-of-thorns-starfish-to-be-tackled.html[^]
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coincidence?
I'm brazilian and english (well, human languages in general) aren't my best skill, so, sorry by my english. (if you want we can speak in C# or VB.Net =p)
Sadly that is not the question what I am looking for.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Updates per minute to the Apple Maps app?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Add with 42 and get a position :laugh:
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new -Einstein, Albert
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Answer:
27
How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Number of cameras for Emmerdale's live anniversary special.[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Number of cameras for Emmerdale's live anniversary special.[^]
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
... and there was I, ready to claim victory. Damn you and your shed!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett