AOTD

Simon_Whale

Updates per minute to the Apple Maps app?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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At what age do you need to die in some horrible way, on average, to belong to the 27 club[^]?

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TPFKAPB

Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

Rutvik Dave

The age you might have guessed for 'Kim' in Taken 2, but she turn out to be 18 Years old... bummer! She was in middle school in Taken 1 or what. :doh:

Nagy Vilmos

I was on the phone and not really paying attention.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

I thought it was Cassandra.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Kenneth Haugland

They made that many sequals?

Dalek Dave

Yes, but nobody believed you!

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Dalek Dave

Average age of those participating in the Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition?

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Lost User

I heard on the news that he was going to remove unfairness in the benefits system, I thought oh good, he's resigning.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Nagy Vilmos

just feels that way.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Kenneth Haugland

The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)

Nagy Vilmos

I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Kenneth Haugland

It may also mach the average % of alcohol in the liquids?

Nagy Vilmos

Dalek Dave wrote:

Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition - Senior Section

ftfy

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

He wants to stop benefits for large families where no one works. That's the Royal Family facked then.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Lost User

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

It is made from yew ... on the odd occasion it's closed

What a coincidence, Griff's favourite pastime involves a ewe that is rarely closed too.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Kenneth Haugland

The number of people that have earned a billion this year?

Lost User

AOTD. Arseholes Of The Day. How many arseholes your doctor inspected along with yours last week.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Dalek Dave

How many photos he took and uploaded to A***holes.com?

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]