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  • L Lost User

    What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    You! Outside! NOW! :mad:


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      TPFKAPB
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      The age at which Jimmy Saville considers a lady to be a MILF.

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      • L Lost User

        What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        TPFKAPB
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        You let your wife drive you this morning then?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          That'll be the light showers they forcasted. Or facking light facking showers my facking arse as I like to call them.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Lost User
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          No rain here, just one continuous stream of traffic in first gear. Of a particular highlight to me was the old Subaru behind me that let out a roar each time we moved forwards another 20 yards. At one point he decided he'd had enough, and decided to take the clear right hand turn at a set of traffic lights. 5 cars from the lights he opened the engine, pulled out, and roared mighty just as the lights turned red and he had to come to a halt again.

          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            You! Outside! NOW! :mad:


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            Lost User
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            Replying to the correct post is hard.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

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              How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Simon_Whale
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              Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Answer:

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                How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Simon_Whale
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                Updates per minute to the Apple Maps app?

                Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Answer:

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                  How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  At what age do you need to die in some horrible way, on average, to belong to the 27 club[^]?

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                  (MQOTD Rules )

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                  • L Lost User

                    Replying to the correct post is hard.

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                    TPFKAPB
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                    Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Answer:

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                      How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Rutvik Dave
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                      The age you might have guessed for 'Kim' in Taken 2, but she turn out to be 18 Years old... bummer! She was in middle school in Taken 1 or what. :doh:

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                      • L Lost User

                        Replying to the correct post is hard.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I was on the phone and not really paying attention.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • T TPFKAPB

                          Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          I thought it was Cassandra.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • T TPFKAPB

                            Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                            Kenneth Haugland
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                            They made that many sequals?

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Answer:

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                              How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Average age of those participating in the Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition?

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                I thought it was Cassandra.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Yes, but nobody believed you!

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                                • S Simon_Whale

                                  Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?

                                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                                  Lost User
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                                  I heard on the news that he was going to remove unfairness in the benefits system, I thought oh good, he's resigning.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                                    They made that many sequals?

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    just feels that way.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Answer:

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                                      How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Kenneth Haugland
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                                      The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)

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                                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                                        The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Kenneth Haugland
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                                          It may also mach the average % of alcohol in the liquids?

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