AOTD

Nagy Vilmos

That'll be the light showers they forcasted. Or facking light facking showers my facking arse as I like to call them.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

You! Outside! NOW! :mad:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

TPFKAPB

The age at which Jimmy Saville considers a lady to be a MILF.

TPFKAPB

You let your wife drive you this morning then?

Lost User

No rain here, just one continuous stream of traffic in first gear. Of a particular highlight to me was the old Subaru behind me that let out a roar each time we moved forwards another 20 yards. At one point he decided he'd had enough, and decided to take the clear right hand turn at a set of traffic lights. 5 cars from the lights he opened the engine, pulled out, and roared mighty just as the lights turned red and he had to come to a halt again.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Lost User

Replying to the correct post is hard.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Simon_Whale

Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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At what age do you need to die in some horrible way, on average, to belong to the 27 club[^]?

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Simon_Whale

Updates per minute to the Apple Maps app?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

Rutvik Dave

The age you might have guessed for 'Kim' in Taken 2, but she turn out to be 18 Years old... bummer! She was in middle school in Taken 1 or what. :doh:

TPFKAPB

Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

Nagy Vilmos

I was on the phone and not really paying attention.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

I thought it was Cassandra.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Kenneth Haugland

They made that many sequals?

Dalek Dave

Yes, but nobody believed you!

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Dalek Dave

Average age of those participating in the Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition?

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Lost User

I heard on the news that he was going to remove unfairness in the benefits system, I thought oh good, he's resigning.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Nagy Vilmos

just feels that way.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Kenneth Haugland

The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)

Nagy Vilmos

I think it may be the number of different drinks in my cabinet. [And yes, I do have a proper drinks cabinet. It is made from yew and looks very nice on the odd occasion it's closed.]

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett