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  • N Nagy Vilmos

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    How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Lost User
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    What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      That'll be the light showers they forcasted. Or facking light facking showers my facking arse as I like to call them.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        You! Outside! NOW! :mad:


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Answer:

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          How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          TPFKAPB
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          The age at which Jimmy Saville considers a lady to be a MILF.

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            What is the number of minutes it should take me to drive to work, despite it taking just under an hour and a half this morning?

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            TPFKAPB
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            You let your wife drive you this morning then?

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              That'll be the light showers they forcasted. Or facking light facking showers my facking arse as I like to call them.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Lost User
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              No rain here, just one continuous stream of traffic in first gear. Of a particular highlight to me was the old Subaru behind me that let out a roar each time we moved forwards another 20 yards. At one point he decided he'd had enough, and decided to take the clear right hand turn at a set of traffic lights. 5 cars from the lights he opened the engine, pulled out, and roared mighty just as the lights turned red and he had to come to a halt again.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                You! Outside! NOW! :mad:


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Replying to the correct post is hard.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Answer:

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                  How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Simon_Whale
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                  Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?

                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Answer:

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                    How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Simon_Whale
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                    Updates per minute to the Apple Maps app?

                    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Answer:

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                      How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      At what age do you need to die in some horrible way, on average, to belong to the 27 club[^]?

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                      • L Lost User

                        Replying to the correct post is hard.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                        TPFKAPB
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                        Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Answer:

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                          How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Rutvik Dave
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                          The age you might have guessed for 'Kim' in Taken 2, but she turn out to be 18 Years old... bummer! She was in middle school in Taken 1 or what. :doh:

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                            Replying to the correct post is hard.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            I was on the phone and not really paying attention.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            • T TPFKAPB

                              Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              I thought it was Cassandra.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Answer - Pirates of the Caribbean.

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                                Kenneth Haugland
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                                They made that many sequals?

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

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                                  How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Average age of those participating in the Wigan's Glamorous Grandmother Competition?

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    I thought it was Cassandra.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Yes, but nobody believed you!

                                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                    • S Simon_Whale

                                      Number of times George Osbourne has tried to balance the books in the last hour?

                                      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I heard on the news that he was going to remove unfairness in the benefits system, I thought oh good, he's resigning.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                                        They made that many sequals?

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        just feels that way.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Answer:

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                                          How old was I when I last spent a week sober? No, that is not the question, but what is ...


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Kenneth Haugland
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                                          The number of alcoholics in the british cabinet, think that used to be true anyway :)

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