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  • F Forogar

    I used to take a monthly shower like everyone else but I had to stop because Apple threatened a lawsuit. It appears my shower had a large central window, rounded corners and to access it I made a left to right swiping motion (to open the door). Their lawyers also mentioned "streaming input and output and a touch interface" but I don't think that they can actually support a patent claim on that.

    - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...

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    fjdiewornncalwe
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    Forogar wrote:

    streaming input and output and a touch interface

    That's Backroom talk, buddy... :)

    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      If you travel on the underground in London, you'll find it doesn't matter what race you are. It's just that people on the underground are an antisocial lot.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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      If yu travel on the underground in rush hour, and the seat next to you is empty, then you worry!

      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      • R Rutvik Dave

        lewax00 wrote:

        various classes

        lewax00 wrote:

        ask questions about class

        There! you all are of same race...geeks, he is talking about general population.

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        But it even happens within that population. I go to an engineering school, that's the only kind of people there ;P

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        • D Doofenshmirtz

          I *am* unfriendly and antisocial. Aren't we all? Seriously though, I look rather average. BTW you don't look particularly unfriendly to me.

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          _Peeves wrote:

          BTW you don't look particularly unfriendly to me.

          I was going to ask how you would know, but I guess it's not hard to find a reasonably recent image of me by just searching for my username. Damn Google.

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          • D Doofenshmirtz

            Why not give them the vacant seats? Sitting in the occupied ones would be rather uncomfortable for both parties.

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            loctrice
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            The vacant seats are supposed to be left vacant. So, if an elderly person is standing, then you get up and offer to let them sit in your seat.

            If it moves, compile it

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            • L Lost User

              Drayton Manor is Tamworth

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              Drayton Manor is Tamworth not Alton Towers, so blow it up at will.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Consider the following... 9/11 (not having this argument again). 7/7 London 21/7 London Bali Bombings Shoe Bomber The Srinagar Bombing US Consulate Bombing in Karachi The Haifa Bus Massacre Riyadh Compound Bombings Gateway of India (Mumbai) Bombings The Glasgow Airport Attack As you see from this VERY TINY SELECTION there have been a lot of islamic terror attacks. Therefore anyone who looks even vaguely like they may be islamic is going to be viewed with suspicion. Mind you, if you do get on a train and cannot find a seat, simply pull out a prayer mat, a koran and start wailing allah akbar and you will have a whole carriage to yourself.

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                Doofenshmirtz
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                Didn't vote you down What do you mean by looking islamic? Does Nish look islamic? Do all indians? (I can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese or several other east asians, is it the same as that?) Anyway, I'm not (and don't think I look) islamic. I doubt this is anything to do with terror attacks. Does it matter whether you are sitting next to a bag full of semtex, or 10 feet away?

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Rutvik Dave wrote:

                  He still didn't get any down vote. (nobody even demanded soapbox transfer) :cool:

                  Well, why would anyone downvote that? I kinda have a good guess as to who he is. Very few Indian CPians write good English with a british-slant and the fact that he's a little overly sensitive to potential racism has backed up my guess. That closely matches his character (historically speaking) :-)

                  Regards, Nish


                  My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                  You people All you Indians know each other? *edited to be more racist

                  If it moves, compile it

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                    You people All you Indians know each other? *edited to be more racist

                    If it moves, compile it

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    loctrice wrote:

                    *edited to be more racist

                    Well, you can't ever out-"be racist" an Indian. We invented racism :-)

                    Regards, Nish


                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                    • K Kenneth Haugland

                      No, its just that you give them the stiff one eyed stare ;P

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                      Doofenshmirtz
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                      Like thia? :wtf:

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                      • D Doofenshmirtz

                        Would you sit next to a foreigner in a bus or train? I look similar to Nish's profile pic, and most of the time, the place next to me is the last to be filled on public transport. I really shouldn't give a sh*t, but I've realized that I no longer sit, even if the entire f***ing carriage is vacant. Stupid Chinese / Vietnamese / Brits / French / etc (real country disguised)

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                        To be honest I don't want to sit next to anyone on a bus or a train. Last time I was on a plane I sat next to a woman who whipped out an iPhone and showed me over 200 pictures of her trip to France. Unfortunately, I had to leave my toe nail clippers in security so I had no way to stab myself to death.

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                        • D Doofenshmirtz

                          Didn't vote you down What do you mean by looking islamic? Does Nish look islamic? Do all indians? (I can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese or several other east asians, is it the same as that?) Anyway, I'm not (and don't think I look) islamic. I doubt this is anything to do with terror attacks. Does it matter whether you are sitting next to a bag full of semtex, or 10 feet away?

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                          TPFKAPB
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                          _Peeves wrote:

                          What do you mean by looking islamic? Does Nish look islamic?

                          In all honestly, to the majority of Britons(and I guess that is where you are), YES you do. I can tell the difference between an Indian and a Arab and I reckon I could even tell the difference between an Indian and a Pakistani 75% of the time. Unfortunately most people, or at least half of them would think an Indian is a Muslim. I doubt you could tell the difference between an Englishman and A French man, or even an English man and a German, whereas us white people can. I expect you could even tell what part of India someone comes from just by looking at them with reasonable accuracy?

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                            Would you sit next to a foreigner in a bus or train? I look similar to Nish's profile pic, and most of the time, the place next to me is the last to be filled on public transport. I really shouldn't give a sh*t, but I've realized that I no longer sit, even if the entire f***ing carriage is vacant. Stupid Chinese / Vietnamese / Brits / French / etc (real country disguised)

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            _Peeves wrote:

                            Would you sit next to a foreigner in a bus or train?

                            Why would anyone care about the person sitting next to them on public transport? If they smell then you move; if not, you open your book or paper and ignore them.

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            • R Rutvik Dave

                              In India, if you leave your bag unattended, you lose your bag.... so we do not have this kind of problem here... :-D

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                              Yes, but when you want to lose your bag that's fine.

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                              • D Doofenshmirtz

                                Would you sit next to a foreigner in a bus or train? I look similar to Nish's profile pic, and most of the time, the place next to me is the last to be filled on public transport. I really shouldn't give a sh*t, but I've realized that I no longer sit, even if the entire f***ing carriage is vacant. Stupid Chinese / Vietnamese / Brits / French / etc (real country disguised)

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                                Lost User
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                                I prefer not to sit next to anyone on a train, I would rather stand than take a single seat next to someone. This is because I am well over 6 foot tall and it is bloody uncomfortable trying to sit in a seat on a train with my legs in front of me. If I cannot sit sideways across the two then I will stand. Last time I got a train from London I was sat at a seat with no-one next to me when someone asked if he could sit in the other so I got up and let him have both. On the bus I aim to sit next to someone who is not overly large or not carrying loads of stuff. This is to minimise physical contact (I believe they don't want me touching them) and to avoid getting hit by someone else's stuff. I do not care what colour or nationality they are. I would try to avoid youngish females, worried they'd think I was creepy. I would try to avoid old people, they are more likely to try talking to me and I'm anti-social. That's why I work in IT. However, yeah, I think lots of English / British people have a problem with foreigners and with Asians. The reasons for this are many, but I think that being an island nation has something to do with it, it has created a them and us attitude in many. English people don't learn languages well and when they hear people talking in foreign languages they get flustered not knowing what is being said, probably a little paranoid that it is about them too. Asians in general have been getting lots of negative press for a long time, not just the Islamic thing, but the "coming over here, taking our jobs / living on benefits paid for by my tax money" thing too. The latter applying just as well, if not more so, to Eastern Europeans. Loads of English people are massive dicks. I am sure that loads of other nationalities are massive dicks too.

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                                • D Doofenshmirtz

                                  Would you sit next to a foreigner in a bus or train? I look similar to Nish's profile pic, and most of the time, the place next to me is the last to be filled on public transport. I really shouldn't give a sh*t, but I've realized that I no longer sit, even if the entire f***ing carriage is vacant. Stupid Chinese / Vietnamese / Brits / French / etc (real country disguised)

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                                  GateKeeper22
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                                  If we had trains in my area I would sit next to any one wouldn't matter to me. We don't have a public transit system in my area. But I do notice this behavior in pretty much every one in my area. Doesn't matter what race they are the people in my area are mistrusting of any outsiders. And trust me it is easy to spot someone that isn't from my area.

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                                  • N Nish Nishant

                                    loctrice wrote:

                                    *edited to be more racist

                                    Well, you can't ever out-"be racist" an Indian. We invented racism :-)

                                    Regards, Nish


                                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                    loctrice
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                                    Excuse me? I'm American, which means we invented everything (including racism) (unless you can prove it) and do it better than everyone else.

                                    If it moves, compile it

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                                    • D Doofenshmirtz

                                      Didn't vote you down What do you mean by looking islamic? Does Nish look islamic? Do all indians? (I can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese or several other east asians, is it the same as that?) Anyway, I'm not (and don't think I look) islamic. I doubt this is anything to do with terror attacks. Does it matter whether you are sitting next to a bag full of semtex, or 10 feet away?

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                                      _Peeves wrote:

                                      Does Nish look islamic? Do all indians?

                                      Yes

                                      _Peeves wrote:

                                      I can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese or several other east asians, is it the same as that?)

                                      You racist bastard :|

                                      _Peeves wrote:

                                      Anyway, I'm not (and don't think I look) islamic.

                                      That's what all the terrorists on the bus say.

                                      _Peeves wrote:

                                      Does it matter whether you are sitting next to a bag full of semtex, or 10 feet away

                                      all that matters is why you brought it on the bus in the first place.

                                      If it moves, compile it

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                                        _Peeves wrote:

                                        What do you mean by looking islamic? Does Nish look islamic?

                                        In all honestly, to the majority of Britons(and I guess that is where you are), YES you do. I can tell the difference between an Indian and a Arab and I reckon I could even tell the difference between an Indian and a Pakistani 75% of the time. Unfortunately most people, or at least half of them would think an Indian is a Muslim. I doubt you could tell the difference between an Englishman and A French man, or even an English man and a German, whereas us white people can. I expect you could even tell what part of India someone comes from just by looking at them with reasonable accuracy?

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                                        Nish Nishant
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                                        TPFKAPB wrote:

                                        I doubt you could tell the difference between an Englishman and A French man, or even an English man and a German, whereas us white people can.

                                        You probably mean white Europeans (and probably black ones too). Americans can usually identify the Brits, but are not very good at identifying people from other parts of Europe.

                                        Regards, Nish


                                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                        • L loctrice

                                          _Peeves wrote:

                                          Does Nish look islamic? Do all indians?

                                          Yes

                                          _Peeves wrote:

                                          I can't tell the difference between chinese and japanese or several other east asians, is it the same as that?)

                                          You racist bastard :|

                                          _Peeves wrote:

                                          Anyway, I'm not (and don't think I look) islamic.

                                          That's what all the terrorists on the bus say.

                                          _Peeves wrote:

                                          Does it matter whether you are sitting next to a bag full of semtex, or 10 feet away

                                          all that matters is why you brought it on the bus in the first place.

                                          If it moves, compile it

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                                          Nish Nishant
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                                          loctrice wrote:

                                          You racist bastard :|

                                          What did I tell you? ;P

                                          Regards, Nish


                                          My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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