Old man at the bar
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "That sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can’t remember where I live!". /ravi
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "That sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can’t remember where I live!". /ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
"I can’t remember where I live!"
But I do! :)
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "That sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can’t remember where I live!". /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
Not heard that one in quite a while: good joke. :thumbsup:
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "That sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can’t remember where I live!". /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
She's a natural blonde,..., intelligent
do they exist? :-D
In the grand scheme of things, we're all pretty much blind and deaf. "Everything becomes a little different as soon as it is spoken out loud." –Hermann Hesse
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "That sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can’t remember where I live!". /ravi
My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
I am already living in the same house :D
