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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    There was a cat sat on the bonnet of my car. Once the car got wet* it left. * One bucket of water delivered from the window above.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    What kind of car do you drive? I've been looking at cars here in the States and the only car manufacturer that features automobiles with a bonnet seems to be Mini Cooper. It's tempting to get one because I like quirky things. I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

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      What kind of car do you drive? I've been looking at cars here in the States and the only car manufacturer that features automobiles with a bonnet seems to be Mini Cooper. It's tempting to get one because I like quirky things. I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

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      It was the family car, a Renault_Grand_Scénic[^]. If it was my fun car[^], the cat would be in orbit.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • L Lost User

        What kind of car do you drive? I've been looking at cars here in the States and the only car manufacturer that features automobiles with a bonnet seems to be Mini Cooper. It's tempting to get one because I like quirky things. I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

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        MehGerbil wrote:

        I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

        That assumption is about as valid as all Canadians live in igloos. :rolleyes: Sorry to burst your bubble on that. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          It was the family car, a Renault_Grand_Scénic[^]. If it was my fun car[^], the cat would be in orbit.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          I don't even think you can buy a Renault in the USA. Do they still make those?

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            MehGerbil wrote:

            I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

            That assumption is about as valid as all Canadians live in igloos. :rolleyes: Sorry to burst your bubble on that. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            Chris Meech wrote:

            That assumption is about as valid as all Canadians live in igloos.

            I'm in Michigan so I run into Canadians every day. I'm not a racist. I even have a couple as friends. Oh, and I know some of them live in log cabins and elk skin tents.

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              MehGerbil wrote:

              I pretty much assume everyone in the UK drives a Mini.

              That assumption is about as valid as all Canadians live in igloos. :rolleyes: Sorry to burst your bubble on that. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              Nah, we assume some of you live with bears.[^].

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              • L Lost User

                I don't even think you can buy a Renault in the USA. Do they still make those?

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Very new, ours is a year old.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Very new, ours is a year old.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Fiat recently bought up a big chunk of Chrysler. Neither company has a very good reputation over here (for reliability). I think a Fiat 500 would be fun to own - what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe? Are they reliable?

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    There was a cat sat on the bonnet of my car. Once the car got wet* it left. * One bucket of water delivered from the window above.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    Johnny J
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                    What a dull life you must live if you've got nothing better to do... :confused:

                    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                      Fiat recently bought up a big chunk of Chrysler. Neither company has a very good reputation over here (for reliability). I think a Fiat 500 would be fun to own - what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe? Are they reliable?

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                      MehGerbil wrote:

                      what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe?

                      Do you mean "cars marketed under the Fiat brand" or also as any of the subsidiaries?

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                        What a dull life you must live if you've got nothing better to do... :confused:

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          Nagy its a Renault Grand Scénic its already a big pile of poo, the cat probably improved it

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            Nagy its a Renault Grand Scénic its already a big pile of poo, the cat probably improved it

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            I don't like cats, so the car is still better than the moggy.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Johnny J
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                              I'm quite sure it didn't actually shit on your car. Most cats have more taste than that. ;P

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                              • L Lost User

                                MehGerbil wrote:

                                what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe?

                                Do you mean "cars marketed under the Fiat brand" or also as any of the subsidiaries?

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                                I think the Fiat brand is the only thing I would be able to afford.

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  I don't like cats, so the car is still better than the moggy.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  maybe the cat doesnt like Renault Grand Scénic's most intelligent animals dont didnt realise you were one of those wierd doggy loving nutters

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Fiat recently bought up a big chunk of Chrysler. Neither company has a very good reputation over here (for reliability). I think a Fiat 500 would be fun to own - what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe? Are they reliable?

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                                    Well my missus nudged into one in a car park 3 years ago and the wanker driving it put in an insurance claim for over 600 quid including a broken rear window. So either they're not very reliable or their owner's are lying sunshines.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                                      I think the Fiat brand is the only thing I would be able to afford.

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                                      There are some Alfa Romeo's that aren't too ridiculously priced if you buy them second hand.

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                                        maybe the cat doesnt like Renault Grand Scénic's most intelligent animals dont didnt realise you were one of those wierd doggy loving nutters

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        Dogs are a man's best friend. Cats are a man's cute serial killer. Go chose.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Dogs are a man's best friend. Cats are a man's cute serial killer. Go chose.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          Dogs are mans 4 legged slaves Mankind are cats 2 legged slaves

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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