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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    There was a cat sat on the bonnet of my car. Once the car got wet* it left. * One bucket of water delivered from the window above.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    What a dull life you must live if you've got nothing better to do... :confused:

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      Fiat recently bought up a big chunk of Chrysler. Neither company has a very good reputation over here (for reliability). I think a Fiat 500 would be fun to own - what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe? Are they reliable?

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      MehGerbil wrote:

      what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe?

      Do you mean "cars marketed under the Fiat brand" or also as any of the subsidiaries?

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        What a dull life you must live if you've got nothing better to do... :confused:

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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        If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          Nagy its a Renault Grand Scénic its already a big pile of poo, the cat probably improved it

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Nagy its a Renault Grand Scénic its already a big pile of poo, the cat probably improved it

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            I don't like cats, so the car is still better than the moggy.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              If you didn't know, I am not working at the moment and I have to get what joy I can. Anyway, the stupid cat shouldn't s[h]it on my car.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              I'm quite sure it didn't actually shit on your car. Most cats have more taste than that. ;P

              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                MehGerbil wrote:

                what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe?

                Do you mean "cars marketed under the Fiat brand" or also as any of the subsidiaries?

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                I think the Fiat brand is the only thing I would be able to afford.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  I don't like cats, so the car is still better than the moggy.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  maybe the cat doesnt like Renault Grand Scénic's most intelligent animals dont didnt realise you were one of those wierd doggy loving nutters

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    Fiat recently bought up a big chunk of Chrysler. Neither company has a very good reputation over here (for reliability). I think a Fiat 500 would be fun to own - what is the reputation of Fiat in Europe? Are they reliable?

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                    Well my missus nudged into one in a car park 3 years ago and the wanker driving it put in an insurance claim for over 600 quid including a broken rear window. So either they're not very reliable or their owner's are lying sunshines.

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                      I think the Fiat brand is the only thing I would be able to afford.

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                      There are some Alfa Romeo's that aren't too ridiculously priced if you buy them second hand.

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                        maybe the cat doesnt like Renault Grand Scénic's most intelligent animals dont didnt realise you were one of those wierd doggy loving nutters

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Dogs are a man's best friend. Cats are a man's cute serial killer. Go chose.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Dogs are a man's best friend. Cats are a man's cute serial killer. Go chose.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          Dogs are mans 4 legged slaves Mankind are cats 2 legged slaves

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            Well my missus nudged into one in a car park 3 years ago and the wanker driving it put in an insurance claim for over 600 quid including a broken rear window. So either they're not very reliable or their owner's are lying sunshines.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            they are very reliable for shafting owners for parts, the 600 was for the trim

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              There are some Alfa Romeo's that aren't too ridiculously priced if you buy them second hand.

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                              Um. He did mention the "R" word - which can't even be used in the same sentence as "Alfa Romeo" (or "Lancia" either, my first car was a Lancia)

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                                Um. He did mention the "R" word - which can't even be used in the same sentence as "Alfa Romeo" (or "Lancia" either, my first car was a Lancia)

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                I had a alphasud but I left it out in the rain one night and it rusted away

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Um. He did mention the "R" word - which can't even be used in the same sentence as "Alfa Romeo" (or "Lancia" either, my first car was a Lancia)

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  At least they don't come pre-rusted, like regular Fiats.

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                                    At least they don't come pre-rusted, like regular Fiats.

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                                    Lancias did too. :sigh: But then, I think they were / are owned by Fiat anyway...

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      Lancias did too. :sigh: But then, I think they were / are owned by Fiat anyway...

                                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                      They are these days anyway, I'm not sure when that happened

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        It was the family car, a Renault_Grand_Scénic[^]. If it was my fun car[^], the cat would be in orbit.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                        the cat would be in orbit.

                                        By using a 'Cat-apault'? :-\

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