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  • D Dalek Dave

    I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    OriginalGriff
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    #5

    Did your Bhaji trousers cause you to trip?

    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Did your Bhaji trousers cause you to trip?

      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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      Dalek Dave
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      I wouldn't Tikka chance on it happening again.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I wouldn't Tikka chance on it happening again.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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        Mendor81
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        #7

        WTH? i feel relatively stupid now...in some way :sigh: :doh: :^)

        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I wouldn't Tikka chance on it happening again.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          OriginalGriff
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          #8

          Naan - neither would I.

          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Did your Bhaji trousers cause you to trip?

            If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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            Keith Barrow
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            #9

            Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            • M Mendor81

              WTH? i feel relatively stupid now...in some way :sigh: :doh: :^)

              Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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              OriginalGriff
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              #10

              Puns are like that.

              I wouldn't Tikka chance...

              is a pun on

              I wouldn't take a chance...

              because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Naan - neither would I.

                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                Dalek Dave
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                We will have to have a little Chaat about this one day.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  Dalek Dave
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #12

                  After a phall I spend a long time vindaloo

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Puns are like that.

                    I wouldn't Tikka chance...

                    is a pun on

                    I wouldn't take a chance...

                    because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

                    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                    Mendor81
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #13

                    Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

                    Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      We will have to have a little Chaat about this one day.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      #14

                      You're just trying to curry favour.

                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • M Mendor81

                        Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

                        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        #15

                        It's Tuesday, so pun threads are compulsory - it's in the T&Cs you agreed to when you joined.

                        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          Johnny J
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                          Don't say that - He was Paneer not waking up again! He would have been a Ghost of himself!

                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                          -----
                          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                          • M Mendor81

                            Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

                            Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Mendor81 wrote:

                            i just feel happy

                            Doesn't that make all the other dwarves jealous?

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              You're just trying to curry favour.

                              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              #18

                              Only with Beery Annie.

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Mendor81 wrote:

                                i just feel happy

                                Doesn't that make all the other dwarves jealous?

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                Mendor81
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #19

                                Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Puns are like that.

                                  I wouldn't Tikka chance...

                                  is a pun on

                                  I wouldn't take a chance...

                                  because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

                                  If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                                  Johnny J
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                                  #20

                                  Could it be that Mendor81 was really wondering where his serious thread about life went - and how it became a thread about Indian food? Well, things sure can change fast! :laugh:

                                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                                  -----
                                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                  -----
                                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                  -----
                                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

                                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                    Johnny J
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                                    Can I just Poppadum question and ask you what you were doing on the roof in the first place?

                                    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                                    -----
                                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                    -----
                                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                    -----
                                    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                    • M Mendor81

                                      Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                      Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      He lied about his height.

                                      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        Could it be that Mendor81 was really wondering where his serious thread about life went - and how it became a thread about Indian food? Well, things sure can change fast! :laugh:

                                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                                        -----
                                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                        -----
                                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                        -----
                                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        #23

                                        You mean life isn't about Indian Food? :omg: And Bacon, of course.

                                        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • M Mendor81

                                          Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                          Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Yes[^]


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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