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  • D Dalek Dave

    I wouldn't Tikka chance on it happening again.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

    OriginalGriffO Online
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    OriginalGriff
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    #8

    Naan - neither would I.

    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Did your Bhaji trousers cause you to trip?

      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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      Keith Barrow
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      #9

      Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
      -Or-
      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      • M Mendor81

        WTH? i feel relatively stupid now...in some way :sigh: :doh: :^)

        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

        OriginalGriffO Online
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        OriginalGriff
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        #10

        Puns are like that.

        I wouldn't Tikka chance...

        is a pun on

        I wouldn't take a chance...

        because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Naan - neither would I.

          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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          Dalek Dave
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          #11

          We will have to have a little Chaat about this one day.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          • K Keith Barrow

            Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            Dalek Dave
            wrote on last edited by
            #12

            After a phall I spend a long time vindaloo

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Puns are like that.

              I wouldn't Tikka chance...

              is a pun on

              I wouldn't take a chance...

              because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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              Mendor81
              wrote on last edited by
              #13

              Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

              Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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              • D Dalek Dave

                We will have to have a little Chaat about this one day.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

                OriginalGriffO Online
                OriginalGriffO Online
                OriginalGriff
                wrote on last edited by
                #14

                You're just trying to curry favour.

                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  Well, they say pride comes before a Phall.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  Johnny J
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                  #15

                  Don't say that - He was Paneer not waking up again! He would have been a Ghost of himself!

                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                  • M Mendor81

                    Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

                    Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

                    OriginalGriffO Online
                    OriginalGriffO Online
                    OriginalGriff
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #16

                    It's Tuesday, so pun threads are compulsory - it's in the T&Cs you agreed to when you joined.

                    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • M Mendor81

                      Yeah no i get that one, it's just that i wasn't expecting this kind of response on this thread... anyway.. i just feel happy

                      Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      #17

                      Mendor81 wrote:

                      i just feel happy

                      Doesn't that make all the other dwarves jealous?

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        You're just trying to curry favour.

                        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Only with Beery Annie.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Mendor81 wrote:

                          i just feel happy

                          Doesn't that make all the other dwarves jealous?

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          Mendor81
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                          #19

                          Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                          Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Puns are like that.

                            I wouldn't Tikka chance...

                            is a pun on

                            I wouldn't take a chance...

                            because the two sound similar. You probably have similar things in Spanish?

                            If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                            Johnny J
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                            #20

                            Could it be that Mendor81 was really wondering where his serious thread about life went - and how it became a thread about Indian food? Well, things sure can change fast! :laugh:

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                            -----
                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                            -----
                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                            -----
                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              Johnny J
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                              #21

                              Can I just Poppadum question and ask you what you were doing on the roof in the first place?

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                              -----
                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                              -----
                              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              • M Mendor81

                                Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

                                OriginalGriffO Online
                                OriginalGriffO Online
                                OriginalGriff
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #22

                                He lied about his height.

                                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  Could it be that Mendor81 was really wondering where his serious thread about life went - and how it became a thread about Indian food? Well, things sure can change fast! :laugh:

                                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
                                  -----
                                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                                  -----
                                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
                                  -----
                                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

                                  OriginalGriffO Online
                                  OriginalGriffO Online
                                  OriginalGriff
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #23

                                  You mean life isn't about Indian Food? :omg: And Bacon, of course.

                                  If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • M Mendor81

                                    Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                    Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Yes[^]


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                      Slacker007
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                                      How long have you been waiting to use this one? I chuckled. +5

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                                      • M Mendor81

                                        Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

                                        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        Actually there was a guy who at 21 was a dwarf (< 3 foot) but then had a growth spurt and ended up over 7 foot tall, AFAIK he is the only person to have been classified as both dwarf and giant

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          It's Tuesday, so pun threads are compulsory - it's in the T&Cs you agreed to when you joined.

                                          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                                          BobJanova
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                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          It's Tuesdaythe lounge, so pun threads are compulsory

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