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  • D Dalek Dave

    I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    Johnny J
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    Can I just Poppadum question and ask you what you were doing on the roof in the first place?

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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    • M Mendor81

      Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

      Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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      OriginalGriff
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      He lied about his height.

      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • J Johnny J

        Could it be that Mendor81 was really wondering where his serious thread about life went - and how it became a thread about Indian food? Well, things sure can change fast! :laugh:

        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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        You mean life isn't about Indian Food? :omg: And Bacon, of course.

        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • M Mendor81

          Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

          Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Yes[^]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I once fell through the roof of an Indian Restaurant. I spent three weeks in a Korma. I woke up with my head on a Pillau.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            Slacker007
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            How long have you been waiting to use this one? I chuckled. +5

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            • M Mendor81

              Ever seen a 2.04m dwarf?

              Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              Actually there was a guy who at 21 was a dwarf (< 3 foot) but then had a growth spurt and ended up over 7 foot tall, AFAIK he is the only person to have been classified as both dwarf and giant

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                It's Tuesday, so pun threads are compulsory - it's in the T&Cs you agreed to when you joined.

                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                It's Tuesdaythe lounge, so pun threads are compulsory

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  Actually there was a guy who at 21 was a dwarf (< 3 foot) but then had a growth spurt and ended up over 7 foot tall, AFAIK he is the only person to have been classified as both dwarf and giant

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Impossible. Dwarfism is a genetic condition. It is possible he had a pituitary condition that meant he had limited growth and was therefore small at a young age, but this condition may have reversed or cured itself whilst he was still in a growth phase. He would therefore have been of diminutive stature, aka A Midget, for a while, but not a dwarf. A Midget is small, but with the relative indexing of all body parts (ie arms and legs in ration), whereas dwarfs have relatively short limbs.

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  • B BobJanova

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    It's Tuesdaythe lounge, so pun threads are compulsory

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    They are only compulsory on Tuesdays, the rest of the working week they are inflicted! :laugh:

                    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Impossible. Dwarfism is a genetic condition. It is possible he had a pituitary condition that meant he had limited growth and was therefore small at a young age, but this condition may have reversed or cured itself whilst he was still in a growth phase. He would therefore have been of diminutive stature, aka A Midget, for a while, but not a dwarf. A Midget is small, but with the relative indexing of all body parts (ie arms and legs in ration), whereas dwarfs have relatively short limbs.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      Might have been a midget or might be that the book it came from is just wrong, will check when I get home (if I can be arsed)

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      • M Mendor81

                        Ohh boy, Just quited the relationship with the gf on sunday because of a dead end vision on my side. And today i'll get notice that I have been accepted for a SAP job offer in another country... Can't believe how fast a life can change.. Edit: Why was this downvoted?

                        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Mendor81 wrote:

                        Why was this downvoted?

                        You mentioned the "S" product.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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