Angry Girlfriend

[Chris Maunder]

http://www.netspace.com.au/~nextwish/[^] cheers, Chris Maunder

[Shog9 0]

That hurts even to look at. :(

Shog9

The Man. The Legend. The Bored, Narcissistic, Whiteboard-marker Sniffing Programmer.

[bryce]

someone will have a poor girlfriend soon then no excuses for that kind of behaviour Bryce

[Roger Wright]

What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she...... Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below? Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

[ColinDavies]

I'd be inclined to skip a valentines day card this year. After selling her into slavery. Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:

[Roger Wright]

Ooooooh... That's gonna hurt! The valentine, of course. Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

[Konstantin Vasserman]

What girlfriend? :confused: The girl that was living with me? The one who always answered the phone and opened the door? :confused: Hmm... I don't know what you are talking about! I have always lived alone... :cool: :~

[Gary R Wheeler]

Very righteous looking sig, dude. :cool:

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[Shog9 0]

thnx, urs 2

Shog9

The Man. The Legend. The Bored, Narcissistic, Whiteboard-marker Sniffing Programmer.

[TigerNinja_]

I would probably toss her out the same window.

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[Jonathan Austin]

As my girlfriend just said, throw the bi*** over the balcony and then take pictures of her.:eek:

[Lost User]

Roger Wright wrote: Replace the batteries in her favorite toy with a set that leak badly. :omg: You are wicked! ;P Mike Mullikin :beer:

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[ColinDavies]

Actually maybe I'd send her a Valantines card afterall but sign it from "Charles Manson" or "Usama Bin Laden" etc. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

I'm guessing the concept of a 2 hour movie showing two guys eating a meal and talking struck them as 'foreign' Rob Manderson wrote:

[Kant]

Nice pictures! Atlast now I know the brains behind laptop. ;P Every laptop shipment should contain these pics. ;) Cricket World Cup [^] First Match South Africa vs West Indies Feb 9th 2003 Match begins at 06:15AM EST

[Steven Hicks n 1]

:omg:.... i wish I had one in the first place (a good laptop).. I would throw my own 486 (laptop) my self (it has linux on it :P) -Steven CP Addict

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[Nick Parker]

My girlfriend just said to hang the b**** over the balcony by her hair and then let go of her. :omg:

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Nick Parker

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[Robert Hinrichs]

He needs to clean his fingernails! Personal hygiene is at the root of the relationship problem I suspect.

[Glenn Dawson]

Easy one. Ask her to pay for the damages. If she doesn't want to pay, it's time for court.

[David Wulff]

Hmm... do you think it still works? :suss:

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[Lost User]

I'd punch her so hard in the mouth that her lower jaw would snap through her spine. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002