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Sweet, I can finally use that time travel module I wrote next year.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
ryanb31 wrote:
Sweet, I can finally use that time travel module I wrote willan on-write next year.
FTFY! You might want to brush up on The Grammar of Time Travel[^]. Cheers! :laugh:
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Going from experience, validation is always easier than reversal. So I'd suggest validating step 3 before performing step 1. Alternatively, follow the BA who came up with this idea [it's always a BA] and give him a huge bitch slap back into the real world.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
follow the BA who came up with this idea ... and give him a huge bitch slap back into the real world.
This made me laugh quite hard. :laugh: :laugh:
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Checking is much easier than undoing. If you are not careful you could end up shooting your own grandad (or screwing your own grandma if you use the Robert Heinlein paradigm) - it is very difficult to unshoot or unscrew something (unless it's a lightbulb)
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Chris Quinn wrote:
it is very difficult to unshoot or unscrew something (unless it's a lightbulb)
How do you unshoot a lightbulb...? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Seems like life of married men. Third thing is related to cuddling. Second might just never happen and in several days they get first and third. If you know what I mean.
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Isn't it more like, "you need to do A and B to get C. I'll tell you what A is, but not B. Moreover, once you figure out B, I'll change it."
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
ma brane jus splode.
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Wow! Did you tell the guy requesting this that you'll have to buy a real working Crystal Ball and a Flux Capacitor? Oh, and the computer will nee to be doing 88MPH too!
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Isn't it more like, "you need to do A and B to get C. I'll tell you what A is, but not B. Moreover, once you figure out B, I'll change it."
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Let me guess, this if for the EPA You must run a calibration every 23 hours unless, after 36 hours you have not run but if you do run on the 30th hour you must have done a calibration after the 28th hour but no sooner.
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
My brain just encountered a
StackOverflowExceptionwhile trying to comprehend that one. Was the one who came up with that stricken with hypocaffenia?I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
I always wondered how they implemented a double click.
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Going from experience, validation is always easier than reversal. So I'd suggest validating step 3 before performing step 1. Alternatively, follow the BA who came up with this idea [it's always a BA] and give him a huge bitch slap back into the real world.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
If the BA is like the one's I've worked with, you're going to have to budget a workmen's comp claim for the slap.
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Sweet, I can finally use that time travel module I wrote next year.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Don't you mean you can finally use that time travel module you're going to write last year?
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
ChrisElston wrote:
I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it.
yeah, that's what she said. :-O Marc
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
I currently have a standing order for a telepathic module, would you like me to add a precognitive module to that request. We have up on the time travel module are being sued by a bunch of morlocks for invading their privacy!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Tell the client that supercomputers nowadays can look into the future, but that such a computer is some billions over budget. That way you never said you can't do it, but the customer doesn't want to go on with it either :)
It's an OO world.
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Create a black hole. Time is not relevant there.
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I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it. If the second thing does happen (actually it's a third thing) then the first thing does need to have happened. The times between the first and the third thing could be as long as several days. Gonna have to think about this one.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Well, as going back in time will create a parallel universe, and this will be done every time you do the second thing, you must be sure not to run on a multiverse overflow. :laugh:
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