New Requirement

[Dave Kreskowiak]

Wow! Did you tell the guy requesting this that you'll have to buy a real working Crystal Ball and a Flux Capacitor? Oh, and the computer will nee to be doing 88MPH too!

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[dan sh]

For a change, I, have a headache now.

"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

Let me guess, this if for the EPA You must run a calibration every 23 hours unless, after 36 hours you have not run but if you do run on the 30th hour you must have done a calibration after the 28th hour but no sooner.

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[Brisingr Aerowing]

My brain just encountered a StackOverflowException while trying to comprehend that one. Was the one who came up with that stricken with hypocaffenia?

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking

[AspDotNetDev]

I always wondered how they implemented a double click.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Gary Wheeler]

If the BA is like the one's I've worked with, you're going to have to budget a workmen's comp claim for the slap.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary Wheeler]

Don't you mean you can finally use that time travel module you're going to write last year?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Marc Clifton]

ChrisElston wrote:

I have just been asked to stop something happening, if something else does not happen after it.

yeah, that's what she said. :-O Marc

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[Nelek]

Like in Minority Report?

Regards. -------- M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpfull answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

[Mycroft Holmes]

I currently have a standing order for a telepathic module, would you like me to add a precognitive module to that request. We have up on the time travel module are being sued by a bunch of morlocks for invading their privacy!

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[Sander Rossel]

Tell the client that supercomputers nowadays can look into the future, but that such a computer is some billions over budget. That way you never said you can't do it, but the customer doesn't want to go on with it either :)

It's an OO world.

public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}

[Clumpco]

Quantum Entanglement is your answer... I you are not sure which thing it is, this might help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOcvQpMu2A[^]

[agolddog]

Assuming you're in a shop that uses a variant of agile methods, seems as if your first task is pretty well defined: 1) Implement a time machine. After that, the rest of the requirement becomes trivial.

[Fabio Franco]

Create a black hole. Time is not relevant there.

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[RafagaX]

Well, as going back in time will create a parallel universe, and this will be done every time you do the second thing, you must be sure not to run on a multiverse overflow. :laugh:

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[Fenshaw]

Oh, it's Government. Why didn't you say so in the beginning. I thought there was a logical solution.

"To do is to be." [Descartes] "To be is to do." [Voltaire] "Do be do be do..."[Frank Sinatra]

[Member_5893260]

All things continue until they finish.

[DerekT P]

Chris, let me know when you've got that coded up; I've a use for it. if (!mynumbers_come_up_next_week()) { do_not_buy_lottery_ticket(); } Cheers...