I'm gonna get laid...off
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Do you really think it's appropriate to try to make jokes when someone has just lost their job and is worried about their finances?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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What better time is there? Go and tell soldiers on the front line, whose children might made into orphans and their wives left destitute in the next ten minutes, that they should never laugh and joke. If you can't laugh, then you might as well lay down and die.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've been laid off twice, both times with a two year gap in employment of any kind. Overall, I went 13 years without a "real" job, living hand to mouth without access to any sort of benefits. The signs are pointing subtly to the possibility of it happening again in the next year or so. It's unspeakably hard - financially and emotionally - but it's survivable, and you can recover. Good luck!
Will Rogers never met me.
Thanks, Roger.
Roger Wright wrote:
It's unspeakably hard - financially and emotionally
I have thought about this possibility, quite a bit.
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What better time is there? Go and tell soldiers on the front line, whose children might made into orphans and their wives left destitute in the next ten minutes, that they should never laugh and joke. If you can't laugh, then you might as well lay down and die.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
That's after the fact. Tell those same wives and children that their loved one is going to die and then see where the chuckles are.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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next week. 7 years. Severance plus emergency savings, shouldn't last long. Alms for the poor. :sigh:
I'd give you some of mine, but I'm broke.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Pualee wrote:
But I did land a much better job in about 2 weeks (salary, benefits, work conditions).
Either time is (a) economy is great, (b) you're a junior staff, or (c) you're such good programmer people just can't wait hand you an offer Which is it?
dev
None of the above...
devvvy wrote:
(a) economy is great
It was exactly 1 year ago today. Economy is bad.
devvvy wrote:
(b) you're a junior staff
10 years exeperience, and a M.S. in computers...
devvvy wrote:
(c) you're such good programmer people just can't wait hand you an offer
Not really. I claim it as God's timing. I needed a job. A good company contacted me directly on Linked-In. I followed through.
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Do you really think it's appropriate to try to make jokes when someone has just lost their job and is worried about their finances?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
YES,when I got laid off I loved the jokes my friends told me becasue they had all been through the same thing at one point in their career. You need to laugh, forget and learn new things. It is totally appropriate and its obvious you need some mind bleach at this point.
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That's after the fact. Tell those same wives and children that their loved one is going to die and then see where the chuckles are.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Plus no one really wants sympathy, they want to have fun an enjoy life even if they are facing death. Eulogys always strat with a joke and they always get the friend who can tell the best stories to write them.
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Plus no one really wants sympathy, they want to have fun an enjoy life even if they are facing death. Eulogys always strat with a joke and they always get the friend who can tell the best stories to write them.
I'm delighted that you are such an expert in the human condition that you know how everyone reacts. I am humbled to be in the presence of someone as awesome as yourself. Please, can we breathe some of your air?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
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Its not every day you get laid and get paid
Well, at least you've given him an idea for a new line of work...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm delighted that you are such an expert in the human condition that you know how everyone reacts. I am humbled to be in the presence of someone as awesome as yourself. Please, can we breathe some of your air?
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier
Yes you may breath my air but only this once and if you want a pity party I will not be throwing one, i will promptly kick you in the butt and say "Go out there and try like you have never tried before" becasue thats my opinion. NOW stop sucking up all the good air! :)
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Well, at least you've given him an idea for a new line of work...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I think we are all still in this line of work, especially around deadlines