BJOTD: prepare to groan...
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him." "Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him." "Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
:ULTRA GROAAAANNNNNN: and a big MEEEEOOOOOOOW! :laugh: 5ed
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him." "Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him." "Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
G-ROAN ^ ∞!
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking
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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis were present. The producer really needed the box office power of these three, so he was prepared to allow them to select the famous composer they would portray. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favorite," said Willis, "I'll play him." "Sounds splendid,' replied the producer, "But who do you want to be Arnold?" "I'll be Bach."
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
Heheh!! I love lame jokes.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche