My Joke Of The Day
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How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Public or not, your downfall was going to a Septic School.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Group hug. :)
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I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.
Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Haven't I already given you money several times without getting anything else? NON-BELIEVER! Sorry, here, have my money. Knock Knock...
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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We've seen your pussy, but what about your rocks?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Shh! It's a secret
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Here, have my money. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Haven't I already given you money several times without getting anything else? NON-BELIEVER! Sorry, here, have my money. Knock Knock...
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
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Collin Jasnoch wrote:
It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~
Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE. ^ Oh look, I can be rude now as well. :-D Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!
MehGerbil wrote:
Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!
Chris Maunder is still able kick you out I suppose. Or this function has a bug too which would be good on the one side (free speech including harassing, blaming posts about your boss, beer-addicted smokers as I am one, your friends wife et cetera) and bad on the other side (Where to go with the sockpuppets?).
MehGerbil wrote:
Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE.
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Have virtual 5 up for this.
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Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.
Bookmarked. :suss:Evil Laughter :suss:
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Group hug. :)
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