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  • L lewax00

    Maybe I'll try that with mine. They aren't terrible usually but the do get pretty smelly on occasion. But I'm not sure where I'd find Marmite, I'm not sure I've ever seen it... :doh:

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    Dalek Dave
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    Take the vomit of a cat and mix liberally with pig shit and ear wax. Boil in yak urine for about 6 weeks. Then spread on the backs of dead, rotting lizards and allow to dry and thicken in the hot desert sun. Put it in a jar and charge £1.40 for it.

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    • L lewax00

      Maybe I'll try that with mine. They aren't terrible usually but the do get pretty smelly on occasion. But I'm not sure where I'd find Marmite, I'm not sure I've ever seen it... :doh:

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      David is not a fan, but Marmite is available from all good BDSM stores. I've been told.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • B Brady Kelly

        After trying several ways of tackling the problem we decided to try Marmite, yes I do mean the stuff you put on your toast. Marmite is slightly alkaline with a pH of around 8 but also acts an antiseptic due to the high salt content. Marmite is just alkaline enough to neutralize the acidity present in Tevas, and the mild antiseptic effect is all that is needed to kill the Corynebacteria bacteria. http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf30271271.tip.html[^]

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        Nueman
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        And you can still eat it. "Where is the marmite dear?" "In my shoes." "Thanks sweet." Win - win. Clean shoes. Yummy toast.

        What me worry?

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        • W wizardzz

          Goddamnit Chris, please reinstate voting. Even if the points don't get added to a person's account, just to let people know their post was great.

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          Nueman
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          Ya. Gonna have to agree with you Wiz. Place is not the same. Hoping the "load issue" isn't permanent.

          What me worry?

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Take the vomit of a cat and mix liberally with pig shit and ear wax. Boil in yak urine for about 6 weeks. Then spread on the backs of dead, rotting lizards and allow to dry and thicken in the hot desert sun. Put it in a jar and charge £1.40 for it.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            lewax00
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            But where am I going to find lizards at this time of year? :doh: Never mind, I won't be wearing them until the weather is warmer anyways, and then finding the lizards will be easy.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Take the vomit of a cat and mix liberally with pig shit and ear wax. Boil in yak urine for about 6 weeks. Then spread on the backs of dead, rotting lizards and allow to dry and thicken in the hot desert sun. Put it in a jar and charge £1.40 for it.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Pah! You're living in the 19th century: I just bought the smallest bottle of Marmite at Cost Plus for $5.99!!! BTW, heathen, Marmite is the food of the gods and should be ingested at least twice a week on thick buttery toast or with peanut butter and/or honey. Mmm. Anyone that says they dislike Marmite has not taste. None. Not an iota.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              • B Brady Kelly

                After trying several ways of tackling the problem we decided to try Marmite, yes I do mean the stuff you put on your toast. Marmite is slightly alkaline with a pH of around 8 but also acts an antiseptic due to the high salt content. Marmite is just alkaline enough to neutralize the acidity present in Tevas, and the mild antiseptic effect is all that is needed to kill the Corynebacteria bacteria. http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf30271271.tip.html[^]

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                madwilliamflint
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                psh. The stuff YOU put on your toast. *blergh* Using marmite to get rid of nasty shoe smell seems an awful lot like putting out a fire with gasoline. (with apologies to David Bowie.)

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                  Pah! You're living in the 19th century: I just bought the smallest bottle of Marmite at Cost Plus for $5.99!!! BTW, heathen, Marmite is the food of the gods and should be ingested at least twice a week on thick buttery toast or with peanut butter and/or honey. Mmm. Anyone that says they dislike Marmite has not taste. None. Not an iota.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  I like a touch of Marmite, especially when combined with another toast coating, but peanut butter or honey? Really? Maybe I should try it before I criticise though.

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                  • M madwilliamflint

                    psh. The stuff YOU put on your toast. *blergh* Using marmite to get rid of nasty shoe smell seems an awful lot like putting out a fire with gasoline. (with apologies to David Bowie.)

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    What do you mean by YOU? I hadn't posted anything suggesting I ever eat Marmite when you posted that. I'm more a Bovril man when it comes to sticky brown goo.

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      I like a touch of Marmite, especially when combined with another toast coating, but peanut butter or honey? Really? Maybe I should try it before I criticise though.

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      Ha! If you really want to go all in here is my favorite sandwich: Marmite, crunchy peanut butter, really mature cheddar cheese and lashings of ketchup on bread smeared with decent butter. It's like eating four sandwiches at once: excellent. :thumbsup:

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        Ha! If you really want to go all in here is my favorite sandwich: Marmite, crunchy peanut butter, really mature cheddar cheese and lashings of ketchup on bread smeared with decent butter. It's like eating four sandwiches at once: excellent. :thumbsup:

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        Cheese, at least, is one thing I really like with Marmite.

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          What do you mean by YOU? I hadn't posted anything suggesting I ever eat Marmite when you posted that. I'm more a Bovril man when it comes to sticky brown goo.

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                          madwilliamflint
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                          HA! Fair enough. Withdrawn.

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