Cat Advice
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Stupid moggy! One of the neighbourhood cats has got itself into my shed. Now it must have got in there yesterday when I was getting the Christmas decorations out and left the door open. The daft fur ball has knocked over lots of empty boxes and is under the debris. Now for the problem. Do I try to get the flee ridden git out at the risk of being scratched and bitten or do I just burn the whole thing down and bid good riddance to the demonic murderer?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nice :-D Not that we've heard anything since October, and the sheds are still up.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]
Chris, what calender are you using there as here it is December
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Chris, what calender are you using there as here it is December
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Stupid moggy! One of the neighbourhood cats has got itself into my shed. Now it must have got in there yesterday when I was getting the Christmas decorations out and left the door open. The daft fur ball has knocked over lots of empty boxes and is under the debris. Now for the problem. Do I try to get the flee ridden git out at the risk of being scratched and bitten or do I just burn the whole thing down and bid good riddance to the demonic murderer?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It's the lacerations for you I'm afraid. The RSPCA and I both take a did few of cat roasts. However, you could always use plan "B" - leave the door open for a few hours - it will find it's own way out. Or a Badger will run in and join it... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
I've left the door open for the last two hours. I now have three dead badgers on the lawn and I think the cat has mined the door to the shed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Stupid moggy! One of the neighbourhood cats has got itself into my shed. Now it must have got in there yesterday when I was getting the Christmas decorations out and left the door open. The daft fur ball has knocked over lots of empty boxes and is under the debris. Now for the problem. Do I try to get the flee ridden git out at the risk of being scratched and bitten or do I just burn the whole thing down and bid good riddance to the demonic murderer?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Do I try to get the flee ridden git out at the risk of being scratched and bitten or do I just burn the whole thing down and bid good riddance to the demonic murderer?
I recommend a flamethrower to burn the shed down. If you want to get the beast out alive and without scratches on you I recommend a garden hose or if it is still there after the garden hose you can upgrade to a firefighter hose. Afterwards you may have to use a water cannon which you may be able to borrow at your local police department.
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Stupid moggy! One of the neighbourhood cats has got itself into my shed. Now it must have got in there yesterday when I was getting the Christmas decorations out and left the door open. The daft fur ball has knocked over lots of empty boxes and is under the debris. Now for the problem. Do I try to get the flee ridden git out at the risk of being scratched and bitten or do I just burn the whole thing down and bid good riddance to the demonic murderer?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
That's a quandary - rat traps are too small, and a shotgun is too noisy. Good luck!
Will Rogers never met me.
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if you burn the shed who will murder these demons you refer to? wait a minute, 21 dec = end of world! Nagy having demon muderer locked in shed! world destroyed by demons! and its all Nagy's fault
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
wait a minute, 21 dec = end of world!
but 25 Dec = 31 Oct :omg:
Schenectady? What am I doing in Schenectady?
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It's the lacerations for you I'm afraid. The RSPCA and I both take a did few of cat roasts. However, you could always use plan "B" - leave the door open for a few hours - it will find it's own way out. Or a Badger will run in and join it... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
I agree with the RSPCA, ASPCA (in USA), Griff ... and Bast
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It's the lacerations for you I'm afraid. The RSPCA and I both take a did few of cat roasts. However, you could always use plan "B" - leave the door open for a few hours - it will find it's own way out. Or a Badger will run in and join it... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
take a did few
Do you have a code id da dose?
.\\axxx
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OriginalGriff wrote:
take a did few
Do you have a code id da dose?
.\\axxx
Do, I hade a cold id de keyboard...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
