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  • J Jimmy Savile

    A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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    Johnny J
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    You're plain evil... :laugh:

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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    • J Jimmy Savile

      A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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      Chris Meech
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      Take him out for lunch one day and get him rip roaring drunk. Bring hime back to work and let hm know that one of ladies kinda fancies him. It's a really good afternoon of entertainment when things are slow at the office. :)

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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      • J Jimmy Savile

        A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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        Lost User
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        Working as a professional has nothing to do with liking your co-workers. Hopefully the boss will wise up and fire the right people.

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        • J Johnny J

          You're plain evil... :laugh:

          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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          Jimmy Savile
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          At least somebody got it. :thumbsup:

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          • J Jimmy Savile

            A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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            Keith Barrow
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            Well, continue as you are, but dress like a robot. Inspiration for a costume can be found here[^]

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            • J Jimmy Savile

              At least somebody got it. :thumbsup:

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              Johnny J
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              Of course - I'm not completely humor-challenged like the other rodents... :laugh:

              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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              • J Johnny J

                Of course - I'm not completely humor-challenged like the other rodents... :laugh:

                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                Lost User
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                I deleted my post. I didn't get the joke at all. Someone care to explain?

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                  I deleted my post. I didn't get the joke at all. Someone care to explain?

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                  Johnny J
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                  Reincarnation posted this as "reply" to the post below his ("Hows your work environment"). He turned the post around and pretended to be on the other side...

                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                  • J Jimmy Savile

                    A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                    realJSOP
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                    Why don't you like him? Is he less than optimally hygenic? Is he a crappy developer? Does he hold radical political views? Does he have a physical deformity that is obvious and distracting? Does he pick his nose?

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    • J Jimmy Savile

                      A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                      Waqas Ahmad Abbasi
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                      hahaha. I got it. ;P I wish you come here to work in my company.

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Reincarnation posted this as "reply" to the post below his ("Hows your work environment"). He turned the post around and pretended to be on the other side...

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
                        -----
                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                        Lost User
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                        I didn't see what he done there. :~

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Why don't you like him? Is he less than optimally hygenic? Is he a crappy developer? Does he hold radical political views? Does he have a physical deformity that is obvious and distracting? Does he pick his nose?

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Keith Barrow
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                          I guess he's overweight. From the descriptions he sounds like the sort to switch jobs just because the new office is nearer.

                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                          -Or-
                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                          • J Jimmy Savile

                            A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                            dexterama
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                            I think your plan is horrible. Not liking a coworker, if he's a good worker, is no reason to try and get him fired. Everyone wants to work, and it sounds like he's talking to you because you're all giving him the cold shoulder. Try some compassion, man! What if you were the new person and no one yet liked you? Should you LOSE YOUR JOB? NO, NO, NO!

                            Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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                              I think your plan is horrible. Not liking a coworker, if he's a good worker, is no reason to try and get him fired. Everyone wants to work, and it sounds like he's talking to you because you're all giving him the cold shoulder. Try some compassion, man! What if you were the new person and no one yet liked you? Should you LOSE YOUR JOB? NO, NO, NO!

                              Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

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                              Keith Barrow
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                              I suggest you read the thread immediately below.

                              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                              -Or-
                              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                              • J Jimmy Savile

                                A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                                The Reincarnation wrote:

                                A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him.

                                You're not paid to like your coworkers. NEXT!

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] They hate us for our freedom![^]

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                                • J Jimmy Savile

                                  A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                                  Killzone DeathMan
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                                  Your are a bad men... really bad men ! :laugh: In my company everyone loves me, especially the girls ;P I dont know, but I thing if he is god at work he cant be fired so easily!

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                                    The Reincarnation wrote:

                                    A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him.

                                    You're not paid to like your coworkers. NEXT!

                                    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] They hate us for our freedom![^]

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                                    Killzone DeathMan
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                                    That's true! :thumbsup:

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                                    • J Jimmy Savile

                                      A couple of weeks back we had a new guy start and nobody likes him. The problem is he is very insistent on talking to us and up intil now we have just ignored him but he keeps persevering and doesn't get the message that we don't like him. We've had words with the Boss and he seems to understand he made a mistake hiring him so hopefully soon he will make amends by firing him.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Very good. I guess subtle goes over a lot of peoples head.

                                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        Why don't you like him? Is he less than optimally hygenic? Is he a crappy developer? Does he hold radical political views? Does he have a physical deformity that is obvious and distracting? Does he pick his nose?

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        wizardzz
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                                        Damn, you got me, except for the crappy developer part.

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