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  • L Lost User

    The world ends at the solstice, which is 11:12 UTC. Quite a few hours to go yet :)

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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    Nish Nishant
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    Ah, enough time to have lunch then. Whew!

    Regards, Nish


    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      Has the world ended where you are?

      Regards, Nish


      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      Keith Barrow
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      It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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      • K Keith Barrow

        It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
        -Or-
        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        Lurker1315
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        Darkest night

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        • K Keith Barrow

          It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          Lost User
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          Keith Barrow wrote:

          It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

          Also happens to be my wedding anniversary. Coincidence? I think not.

          Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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          • N Nish Nishant

            Has the world ended where you are?

            Regards, Nish


            My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            Lost User
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            Nish Sivakumar wrote:

            Has the world ended where you are?

            I believe they're a few hundred years behind the rest of us anyway, so they should be good for a while.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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            • L Lost User

              Nish Sivakumar wrote:

              Has the world ended where you are?

              I believe they're a few hundred years behind the rest of us anyway, so they should be good for a while.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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              Nish Nishant
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              ChrisElston wrote:

              I believe they're a few hundred years behind the rest of us anyway, so they should be good for a while.

              You are thinking of Canada!

              Regards, Nish


              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              • L Lost User

                Nish Sivakumar wrote:

                Has the world ended where you are?

                I believe they're a few hundred years behind the rest of us anyway, so they should be good for a while.

                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                Colin Mullikin
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                That made me think of this[^]... :laugh:

                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Has the world ended where you are?

                  Regards, Nish


                  My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                  Rutvik Dave
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                  if the world is going to end by timezones... this is the best time for Hawaii trip :-D

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                  • L Lost User

                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                    It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

                    Also happens to be my wedding anniversary. Coincidence? I think not.

                    Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                    Rutvik Dave
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                    Mike Mullikin wrote:

                    wedding anniversary

                    you mean the world ended for you years ago?

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      Has the world ended where you are?

                      Regards, Nish


                      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Johnny J
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                      How the hell would they know? They're probably too busy preparing for christmas[^]... ;P

                      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                      • L Lost User

                        Keith Barrow wrote:

                        It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

                        Also happens to be my wedding anniversary. Coincidence? I think not.

                        Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                        wizardzz
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                        Seriously? My woman and I are getting court house hitched tomorrow for insurance reasons. Real wedding to happen in April.

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                          Seriously? My woman and I are getting court house hitched tomorrow for insurance reasons. Real wedding to happen in April.

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                          Lost User
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                          Absolutely! Remember, the shortest day of the year leads to the longest night! ;)

                          Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                          • L Lost User

                            The world ends at the solstice, which is 11:12 UTC. Quite a few hours to go yet :)

                            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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                            Killzone DeathMan
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                            I say "The world ends tomorrow at the solstice, which is 11:12 UTC!" to a co-worker, and he answered: "Go take a nap!" :laugh:

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                            • L Lost User

                              Absolutely! Remember, the shortest day of the year leads to the longest night! ;)

                              Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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                              wizardzz
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                              That is the most romantic way to put it. I will be using that line. Thank you, Mike!

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                                Seriously? My woman and I are getting court house hitched tomorrow for insurance reasons. Real wedding to happen in April.

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                                Chris Meech
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                                wizardzz wrote:

                                insurance reasons

                                You want to ensure that things work out before April? ;P

                                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                  wizardzz wrote:

                                  insurance reasons

                                  You want to ensure that things work out before April? ;P

                                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  No, insurance against the apocalypse... I'd rather go to the 0 dimension with my wife.

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                                  • K Keith Barrow

                                    It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                    -Or-
                                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    Would it not be their longest day?

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                                    • N Nish Nishant

                                      Has the world ended where you are?

                                      Regards, Nish


                                      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                      Gary Kirkham
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                                      It only makes sense that the world will end on Mayan time.

                                      Gary Kirkham

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        How the hell would they know? They're probably too busy preparing for christmas[^]... ;P

                                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                        Garth J Lancaster
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                                        its what they do to their sheep/santa before they shear it you have to worry about :-O 'g'

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                                        • G Garth J Lancaster

                                          its what they do to their sheep/santa before they shear it you have to worry about :-O 'g'

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                                          Johnny J
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                                          Really? That sounds nuts!

                                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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