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  • W wizardzz

    Seriously? My woman and I are getting court house hitched tomorrow for insurance reasons. Real wedding to happen in April.

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    Lost User
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    Absolutely! Remember, the shortest day of the year leads to the longest night! ;)

    Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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      Absolutely! Remember, the shortest day of the year leads to the longest night! ;)

      Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington

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      wizardzz
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      That is the most romantic way to put it. I will be using that line. Thank you, Mike!

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      • L Lost User

        The world ends at the solstice, which is 11:12 UTC. Quite a few hours to go yet :)

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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        Killzone DeathMan
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        I say "The world ends tomorrow at the solstice, which is 11:12 UTC!" to a co-worker, and he answered: "Go take a nap!" :laugh:

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        • W wizardzz

          Seriously? My woman and I are getting court house hitched tomorrow for insurance reasons. Real wedding to happen in April.

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          Chris Meech
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          wizardzz wrote:

          insurance reasons

          You want to ensure that things work out before April? ;P

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          • C Chris Meech

            wizardzz wrote:

            insurance reasons

            You want to ensure that things work out before April? ;P

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            wizardzz
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            No, insurance against the apocalypse... I'd rather go to the 0 dimension with my wife.

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            • K Keith Barrow

              It's a bit depressing it is happening on the shortest day.

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Corporal Agarn
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              Would it not be their longest day?

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Has the world ended where you are?

                Regards, Nish


                My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                Gary Kirkham
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                It only makes sense that the world will end on Mayan time.

                Gary Kirkham

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                • J Johnny J

                  How the hell would they know? They're probably too busy preparing for christmas[^]... ;P

                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                  Garth J Lancaster
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                  its what they do to their sheep/santa before they shear it you have to worry about :-O 'g'

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                  • G Garth J Lancaster

                    its what they do to their sheep/santa before they shear it you have to worry about :-O 'g'

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                    Johnny J
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                    Really? That sounds nuts!

                    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                    • J Johnny J

                      Really? That sounds nuts!

                      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                      Garth J Lancaster
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                      I guess its a 'local' (to Aus/NZ) kinda thing that probably a) doesnt translate well b) isnt kid-sister friendly So I wont elaborate :-)

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                      • G Garth J Lancaster

                        I guess its a 'local' (to Aus/NZ) kinda thing that probably a) doesnt translate well b) isnt kid-sister friendly So I wont elaborate :-)

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                        Johnny J
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                        Got it - sorry I was thick headed - it's not exactly the first thought that pops into my mind... :~

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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