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  • D Dalek Dave

    Perhaps you could have it as your Mane meal of the day.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    Rhys Gravell
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    I've always found them to be little bitter though, maybe if I sweetened them with a little Shergar?...

    Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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      Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

      Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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      LabVIEWstuff
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      Have they had conformation of the results yet? I'd hate to be the PR guy saddled with the job of explaining it - bet he gets a look that withers from the shareholders! Hopefully it'll spur them on to develop better standards. Andy B

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        Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

        Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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        J4amieC
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        They canter been aware of this mistake, but they do always trot out the same excuses. Either way they've got a lot of gall(op).

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          Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

          Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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          Storm blade
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          Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge......and they're off!

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          • R Rhys Gravell

            I've always found them to be little bitter though, maybe if I sweetened them with a little Shergar?...

            Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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            Dalek Dave
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            And washed down with some Red Rum.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            • R Rhys Gravell

              Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

              Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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              Dalek Dave
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              What is worse is that there is not only 30% horse in the burgers, but there is 7% Jockey.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                They canter been aware of this mistake, but they do always trot out the same excuses. Either way they've got a lot of gall(op).

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                LabVIEWstuff
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                I'm sure they'll get over this hurdle.

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                • R Rhys Gravell

                  Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

                  Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Well bang goes my charver-catering business, when the wedding party finds out about the horseflesh in the burgers the bridle saddle me with the bill.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  • R Rhys Gravell

                    Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

                    Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                    Rhys Gravell
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                    In their own defence Tesco have released a statement that these burgers pose no health risk... except for the high sugar lump content ;P

                    Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                    • R Rhys Gravell

                      Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

                      Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      I love its taken so long to find Shergar

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      • R Rhys Gravell

                        Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

                        Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                        I found this[^] I love the comment that thier burgers have NO Beef content!

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

                          Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                          Lost User
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                          There may have been some horse in the burgers, but the buns are pure bread.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                          • L LabVIEWstuff

                            Have they had conformation of the results yet? I'd hate to be the PR guy saddled with the job of explaining it - bet he gets a look that withers from the shareholders! Hopefully it'll spur them on to develop better standards. Andy B

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            'Conformation'? Thought ya'd sneak that one by us, ya silly bahstahd. :laugh:

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              'Conformation'? Thought ya'd sneak that one by us, ya silly bahstahd. :laugh:

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              LabVIEWstuff
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                              Well spotted sir. For those not in the know - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_conformation[^] Andy B

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                                I'm sure they'll get over this hurdle.

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                I'm sure they'll dressage it in the best turns possible.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • G Gary Wheeler

                                  I'm sure they'll dressage it in the best turns possible.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  LabVIEWstuff
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                                  As long as the don't hack their customers totally off.

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                                    As long as the don't hack their customers totally off.

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Yeah, it could surrey be a buggy situation, whipping them into a frenzy. I canter imagine it.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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