Simply Offal Joke

[Worried Brown Eyes]

They'll taste OK with plenty of mayonneighs! Apologies - it's early. Regards, Stewart

[Rhys Gravell]

It does look like they've got the bit between their teeth over this though... ;P

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Dalek Dave]

Perhaps you could have it as your Mane meal of the day.

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[Rhys Gravell]

I've always found them to be little bitter though, maybe if I sweetened them with a little Shergar?...

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[LabVIEWstuff]

Have they had conformation of the results yet? I'd hate to be the PR guy saddled with the job of explaining it - bet he gets a look that withers from the shareholders! Hopefully it'll spur them on to develop better standards. Andy B

[J4amieC]

They canter been aware of this mistake, but they do always trot out the same excuses. Either way they've got a lot of gall(op).

[Storm blade]

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge......and they're off!

[Dalek Dave]

And washed down with some Red Rum.

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[Dalek Dave]

What is worse is that there is not only 30% horse in the burgers, but there is 7% Jockey.

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[LabVIEWstuff]

I'm sure they'll get over this hurdle.

[Keith Barrow]

Well bang goes my charver-catering business, when the wedding party finds out about the horseflesh in the burgers the bridle saddle me with the bill.

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[Rhys Gravell]

In their own defence Tesco have released a statement that these burgers pose no health risk... except for the high sugar lump content ;P

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I love its taken so long to find Shergar

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I found this[^] I love the comment that thier burgers have NO Beef content!

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Lost User]

There may have been some horse in the burgers, but the buns are pure bread.

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[Gary Wheeler]

'Conformation'? Thought ya'd sneak that one by us, ya silly bahstahd. :laugh:

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[LabVIEWstuff]

Well spotted sir. For those not in the know - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_conformation[^] Andy B

[Gary Wheeler]

I'm sure they'll dressage it in the best turns possible.

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[LabVIEWstuff]

As long as the don't hack their customers totally off.

[Gary Wheeler]

Yeah, it could surrey be a buggy situation, whipping them into a frenzy. I canter imagine it.

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