Simply Offal Joke

[Rhys Gravell]

Tesco are being taken to court over the horse DNA found in their burgers. Apparently the CEO is going to tell the hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof...

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Worried Brown Eyes]

They'll taste OK with plenty of mayonneighs! Apologies - it's early. Regards, Stewart

[Rhys Gravell]

It does look like they've got the bit between their teeth over this though... ;P

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Dalek Dave]

Perhaps you could have it as your Mane meal of the day.

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[Rhys Gravell]

I've always found them to be little bitter though, maybe if I sweetened them with a little Shergar?...

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[LabVIEWstuff]

Have they had conformation of the results yet? I'd hate to be the PR guy saddled with the job of explaining it - bet he gets a look that withers from the shareholders! Hopefully it'll spur them on to develop better standards. Andy B

[J4amieC]

They canter been aware of this mistake, but they do always trot out the same excuses. Either way they've got a lot of gall(op).

[Storm blade]

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge......and they're off!

[Dalek Dave]

And washed down with some Red Rum.

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[Dalek Dave]

What is worse is that there is not only 30% horse in the burgers, but there is 7% Jockey.

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[LabVIEWstuff]

I'm sure they'll get over this hurdle.

[Keith Barrow]

Well bang goes my charver-catering business, when the wedding party finds out about the horseflesh in the burgers the bridle saddle me with the bill.

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[Rhys Gravell]

In their own defence Tesco have released a statement that these burgers pose no health risk... except for the high sugar lump content ;P

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I love its taken so long to find Shergar

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I found this[^] I love the comment that thier burgers have NO Beef content!

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Lost User]

There may have been some horse in the burgers, but the buns are pure bread.

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[Gary Wheeler]

'Conformation'? Thought ya'd sneak that one by us, ya silly bahstahd. :laugh:

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[LabVIEWstuff]

Well spotted sir. For those not in the know - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_conformation[^] Andy B

[Gary Wheeler]

I'm sure they'll dressage it in the best turns possible.

Software Zen: delete this;

[LabVIEWstuff]

As long as the don't hack their customers totally off.