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      Do you live in No. 42?

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Do you have an asbestos suit ?

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          Do you like being mocked ... ? :)

          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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            Do you like being mocked ... ? :)

            Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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            I liked my question better. Much more subtle, so much so, I don't reckon any of you will get it.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              1. Be patient. 2. if you need specific help please use the programming forums. - Did you see this message at the top of the page? 3. Duck!

              One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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                F***, that was a real corker. Had me slapping my thighs with mirth. Are there anymore you'd like to share?

                "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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                  J.Surjith Kumar wrote:

                  joke

                  No.[^]

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                    A Joke[^]

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      A Joke[^]

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      :thumbsup:

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                        A Joke[^]

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        :thumbsup:

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                          I liked my question better. Much more subtle, so much so, I don't reckon any of you will get it.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                          MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                            MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            _Maxxx_ wrote:

                            Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                            A Pommy TV show, The Kumars at No. 42.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              _Maxxx_ wrote:

                              Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                              A Pommy TV show, The Kumars at No. 42.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              Oh. I wondered if it was something f to do with the question as it had been removed before I read it. Didn't know the kumars had been on over here.

                              MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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