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    Septimus Hedgehog
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    Auntie reports[^] that Iran has chucked a money up in t'air. Fortunately, it supposedly came back to earth intact. It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

    "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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      Auntie reports[^] that Iran has chucked a money up in t'air. Fortunately, it supposedly came back to earth intact. It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

      "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      I thought Armanddinnerjacket was their president not an astronaut.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        I thought Armanddinnerjacket was their president not an astronaut.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        Dalek Dave
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        I think the monkey would make a better leader.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          Auntie reports[^] that Iran has chucked a money up in t'air. Fortunately, it supposedly came back to earth intact. It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

          "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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          derek9999
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          PHS241 wrote:

          It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

          As a Hartlepudlian I am grossly offended by that...Oh hang on it's true.

          Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

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            PHS241 wrote:

            It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

            As a Hartlepudlian I am grossly offended by that...Oh hang on it's true.

            Like developing Commodore software? CBM prg Studio

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            Septimus Hedgehog
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            Just in case those US-side think we've lost it, here[^] is the true story. There's a comment in it "A visit to Hartlepool Maria will spring up the odd Monkey..." X| It sounds like she's a very busy girl tending to the needs of the tourists who go there each year, yes, all seven of them. :-D

            "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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              Auntie reports[^] that Iran has chucked a money up in t'air. Fortunately, it supposedly came back to earth intact. It could have been worse; it could have landed in Hartlepool.

              "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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              Mark_Wallace
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              "Western nations have expressed concern that Iran's space programme is being used to develop long-range missiles" Like the Western nations did? They're concerned that the Iranians might be as big @rseholes as the Westerners? They're right, of course. People everywhere are @rseholes.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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