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- The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. ...
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!
It is slightly sadistic making the rest of the world speak our crazy language. I swaer if I had to learn English as a second language I might just go insane. Still it shows how clever our little kids are - I see 2 year old's speaking this screwed up language! :laugh:
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- The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. ...
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!
Funnily enough I am at this moment looking at language data from the last 2011 Census. This would not work for around a million people in England and Wales as they speak little or no English. Tower Hamlets is the worst for no English spoken with 3,778 non-English speakers [1.5% of the population]. This compares to Luton with 1,634 [0.8%] and Woking with 229 [0.2%].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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GeekBond wrote:
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
Are you claiming this is English? Some colonial bastardization maybe, but certainly not English. In English the past participle of the Dive is Dived. I believe the Merkins used Dove, but they are ignorant savages with no understanding of the language.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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- The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present , he thought it was time to present the present . 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. ...
The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is SILENCE, the second is LISTENING, the third MEMORY, the forth, PRACTICE and the fifth is TEACHING others!
What do you expect from a language that only has a 20 million word vocabulary? Oh, hang on, that's at least 5 million more than any other language :doh:
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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It is slightly sadistic making the rest of the world speak our crazy language. I swaer if I had to learn English as a second language I might just go insane. Still it shows how clever our little kids are - I see 2 year old's speaking this screwed up language! :laugh:
You think English is bad, you want to try Welsh! Even the damn words change their beginnings depending on what word they are following. Makes looking them up in a dictionary a whole new game...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Because other languages don't have homonyms, homographs and homophones.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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It is slightly sadistic making the rest of the world speak our crazy language. I swaer if I had to learn English as a second language I might just go insane. Still it shows how clever our little kids are - I see 2 year old's speaking this screwed up language! :laugh:
J4amieC wrote:
I swaer if I had to learn English as a second language I might just go insane
Might be time to learn it as a first :)
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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Funnily enough I am at this moment looking at language data from the last 2011 Census. This would not work for around a million people in England and Wales as they speak little or no English. Tower Hamlets is the worst for no English spoken with 3,778 non-English speakers [1.5% of the population]. This compares to Luton with 1,634 [0.8%] and Woking with 229 [0.2%].
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Have I Got News For You: missing words round. "Tower Hamlets - Let's <blank>" "Get out alive?"
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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GeekBond wrote:
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
Are you claiming this is English? Some colonial bastardization maybe, but certainly not English. In English the past participle of the Dive is Dived. I believe the Merkins used Dove, but they are ignorant savages with no understanding of the language.
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
psst! It's past participle
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Because other languages don't have homonyms, homographs and homophones.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
Have I Got News For You: missing words round. "Tower Hamlets - Let's <blank>" "Get out alive?"
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
... get ready to mumble!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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What do you expect from a language that only has a 20 million word vocabulary? Oh, hang on, that's at least 5 million more than any other language :doh:
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
Words like anathema, zeitgeist and sinister for example.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
psst! It's past participle
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Because other languages don't have homonyms, homographs and homophones.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]Can't think of any in Hungarian... ;)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Words like anathema, zeitgeist and sinister for example.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]English is the ultimate 'Borrowing' language. There are words in English from just about every nation. (The unintended consequence of Empire).
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
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And all the other ones..... I was being sarcastic in my post.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
And all the other ones..... I was being sarcastic in my post.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
English is the ultimate 'Borrowing' language. There are words in English from just about every nation. (The unintended consequence of Empire).
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Not just empire, there was a lot of deliberate borrowing from Greek and Latin during the middle ages. But that was kind of my point, we're still doing it and it is no bad thing.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
English is the ultimate 'Borrowing' language. There are words in English from just about every nation. (The unintended consequence of Empire).
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]
Next time you travel by coach, write down your thoughts with a biro.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Can't think of any in Hungarian... ;)
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
