Russian Women Want Me
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Mother and daughter combo?
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There are two women. You are one lucky guy.
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MehGerbil wrote:
Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?
Maybe they're looking for a threesome??? :doh:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Johnny J. wrote:
Maybe they're looking for a threesome??? :doh:
Ya, we all know how difficult it is for a couple of hot gals to get that hooked up. Gotta go all the way to the States to get that action - because out of 100 million Russian men they couldn't find a single volunteer. Nope.
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Gushchinua is a widespread Russian sir-name, ya. I'm from Russia and I can't even tell, how to write it down... "Гущиная", "Гущиня"? lol, that's ridiculous. :)
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I keep getting spam for watches. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I cannot believe watches are such a big business. Based purely on my email spam you'd think I did nothing all day but look at pictures of naked Russian gals and check the time. These people are so far removed from anything that I care about it's laughable - I suppose the fact I don't own a watch would make me the ideal mark but why would I have a watch in today's world where the time is splashed all over every single electronic device I own. To wear something ONLY FOR THE TIME seems so 1970's.
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Today I received this email: Hi! For me it not habitually to communicate with people through the Internet, but anyhow I have seen yours profile and I want to get acquainted... I from Russia. That you think of it... Give me please a fast reply on my e-mail: AlisaGushchinua@yandex.ru I shall wait a fast reply from you and I can write to you the answer and send the photo (if you, certainly, are interested in acquaintance to me)... See u soon... Olga. This email only left me with one question: Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?
Now seriously, what is the point of the spammer ? I can understand the reasons for the nigerian spam : once every billion, someone would send a few $10,000 in hope to get $40,000,000 back. But here ... ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Now seriously, what is the point of the spammer ? I can understand the reasons for the nigerian spam : once every billion, someone would send a few $10,000 in hope to get $40,000,000 back. But here ... ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Nevermind, I was on the eDating track...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I keep getting spam for watches. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I cannot believe watches are such a big business. Based purely on my email spam you'd think I did nothing all day but look at pictures of naked Russian gals and check the time. These people are so far removed from anything that I care about it's laughable - I suppose the fact I don't own a watch would make me the ideal mark but why would I have a watch in today's world where the time is splashed all over every single electronic device I own. To wear something ONLY FOR THE TIME seems so 1970's.
It's a translation error - they thought you said that looking at naked Russian ladies made you touch your clock. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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I wonder how many young gals in Russian have the name "Olga". Sounds like a 60's stereotype to me.
I knew a young woman named Olga about a decade ago. Fun at parties, and easy on the eyes. Lost touch with her sometime after she started working for the local topless joint. Not that this is useful evidence one way or the other regarding the name Olga, but it gave me just enough of an excuse to brag about hanging out with a stripper in my younger days. :-D
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Today I received this email: Hi! For me it not habitually to communicate with people through the Internet, but anyhow I have seen yours profile and I want to get acquainted... I from Russia. That you think of it... Give me please a fast reply on my e-mail: AlisaGushchinua@yandex.ru I shall wait a fast reply from you and I can write to you the answer and send the photo (if you, certainly, are interested in acquaintance to me)... See u soon... Olga. This email only left me with one question: Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?
The two-timing slut. I used to think that Olga was only in love with me. I don't know what the Russian is for a "slapper" but she is. Bitch!
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and you said I had a twisted mind! :laugh:
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Today I received this email: Hi! For me it not habitually to communicate with people through the Internet, but anyhow I have seen yours profile and I want to get acquainted... I from Russia. That you think of it... Give me please a fast reply on my e-mail: AlisaGushchinua@yandex.ru I shall wait a fast reply from you and I can write to you the answer and send the photo (if you, certainly, are interested in acquaintance to me)... See u soon... Olga. This email only left me with one question: Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?
Maybe she's proposing a threesome?
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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The two-timing slut. I used to think that Olga was only in love with me. I don't know what the Russian is for a "slapper" but she is. Bitch!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I keep getting spam for watches. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I cannot believe watches are such a big business. Based purely on my email spam you'd think I did nothing all day but look at pictures of naked Russian gals and check the time. These people are so far removed from anything that I care about it's laughable - I suppose the fact I don't own a watch would make me the ideal mark but why would I have a watch in today's world where the time is splashed all over every single electronic device I own. To wear something ONLY FOR THE TIME seems so 1970's.
MehGerbil wrote:
To wear something ONLY FOR THE TIME seems so 1970's.
My watch serves two functions: it not only tells the time, it also stops me from spending the whole day noticing that I've forgotten to put my watch on.
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I knew a young woman named Olga about a decade ago. Fun at parties, and easy on the eyes. Lost touch with her sometime after she started working for the local topless joint. Not that this is useful evidence one way or the other regarding the name Olga, but it gave me just enough of an excuse to brag about hanging out with a stripper in my younger days. :-D
I worked at a strip joint for a while helping the girls with their costumes. It was only £40 a week and not very long hours, an extra job in the evening making a change after normal duties. After a couple of months it increased to £50 a week and I couldn't afford to pay it anymore so I quit.
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