It's Blackadder day! My contribution:

[Keith Barrow]

"Bob?"

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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[Lost User]

"I shall be known from now on, as the Black Vegetable!"

Use the best guess

[Pete OHanlon]

Blackadder: "He Sir? He?" Melchett: "You see Blackadder. You're laughing already."

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[Dalek Dave]

My God ! It's a desert out there.

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Blackadder Quote Of The Day

Blackadder: Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

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[Dalek Dave]

I only smoke cigarettes after making love, so back home in England I'm a twenty-a-day man.

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[Lost User]

Do you know why it is so funny when Rowan Atkinson says the name Bob?

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

[LabVIEWstuff]

Lady Whiteadder: At our house Nathanial sits on a spike! Blackadder: And yourself? Lady Whiteadder: I sit on Nathanial! Two spikes would be an extravagance.

[Simon_Whale]

Blackadder: [shouting very loud and very fast] GET MORE COFFEE! IT'S HORRID, CHANGE IT! TAKE ME ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND! NO, NOT LIKE THAT, LIKE THIS! TROUSERS OFF, TACKLE OUT! WALK THE DOG! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS?! Baldrick: [flustered] ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Which one'd you want me to do first!?

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[Dave Kerr]

Percy: I'd like to see the Spaniard who could get past me! Blackadder: Well go to Spain, there are hundreds of them.

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[OriginalGriff]

Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick? Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to. Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

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[Pete OHanlon]

Because of his speech impediment.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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[Johnny J]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch It's pronounced just like it is spelt... ;P (However, I'll challenge anybody to spell it without looking it up :laugh: )

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

[Johnny J]

Woof!

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

[Johnny J]

Remember when DD ran for office? Blackadder: Sir Talbot represented the constituency of Dunny-on-the-Wold, and, by an extraordinary stroke of luck, it is a rotten borough. George: Really! Is it! Well, lucky-lucky us. Yippee. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Lucky, lucky. Lucky. Luck-a-doodle-dandy-dingle. Luck luck. Luck. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. Blackadder: You don't know what a rotten borough is, do you, sir? George: No.

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

[OriginalGriff]

Simple: "Llanfair PG" :laugh: And you are right - it is pronounced exactly as it is spelt. Welsh doesn't change the letter sound to fit the word as English does, it changes the word to make the sentence easier to say. Or so my Welsh teachers told me when we got on to mutations...

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[Lost User]

Quite. A stutter, mostly overcome, means he has to get his face into the right position to pronounce the Bs before he gets to them.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

[RJOberg]

Georgius: I say, this is interesting! There seems to be a large orange hedge moving towards us. Blackadder: Uh, thats not a hedge Consul. That's the Scots.