It's Blackadder day! My contribution:
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Edmund: Can anyone tell me what's going on? Darling: Security, Blackadder. Edmund: Security? Melchett:`Security' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `security' isn't. Edmund: So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this 'drooling pervert'? Darling: Only doing my job, Blackadder. Edmund: Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: `job'!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Blackadder: [shouting very loud and very fast] GET MORE COFFEE! IT'S HORRID, CHANGE IT! TAKE ME ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND! NO, NOT LIKE THAT, LIKE THIS! TROUSERS OFF, TACKLE OUT! WALK THE DOG! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS?! Baldrick: [flustered] ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Which one'd you want me to do first!?
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Edmund: Can anyone tell me what's going on? Darling: Security, Blackadder. Edmund: Security? Melchett:`Security' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `security' isn't. Edmund: So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this 'drooling pervert'? Darling: Only doing my job, Blackadder. Edmund: Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: `job'!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Percy: I'd like to see the Spaniard who could get past me! Blackadder: Well go to Spain, there are hundreds of them.
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Edmund: Can anyone tell me what's going on? Darling: Security, Blackadder. Edmund: Security? Melchett:`Security' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `security' isn't. Edmund: So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this 'drooling pervert'? Darling: Only doing my job, Blackadder. Edmund: Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: `job'!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick? Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to. Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Do you know why it is so funny when Rowan Atkinson says the name Bob?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
Because of his speech impediment.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick? Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to. Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch It's pronounced just like it is spelt... ;P (However, I'll challenge anybody to spell it without looking it up :laugh: )
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Woof!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Edmund: Can anyone tell me what's going on? Darling: Security, Blackadder. Edmund: Security? Melchett:`Security' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `security' isn't. Edmund: So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this 'drooling pervert'? Darling: Only doing my job, Blackadder. Edmund: Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: `job'!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Remember when DD ran for office? Blackadder: Sir Talbot represented the constituency of Dunny-on-the-Wold, and, by an extraordinary stroke of luck, it is a rotten borough. George: Really! Is it! Well, lucky-lucky us. Yippee. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Lucky, lucky. Lucky. Luck-a-doodle-dandy-dingle. Luck luck. Luck. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. Blackadder: You don't know what a rotten borough is, do you, sir? George: No.
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch It's pronounced just like it is spelt... ;P (However, I'll challenge anybody to spell it without looking it up :laugh: )
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932Simple: "Llanfair PG" :laugh: And you are right - it is pronounced exactly as it is spelt. Welsh doesn't change the letter sound to fit the word as English does, it changes the word to make the sentence easier to say. Or so my Welsh teachers told me when we got on to mutations...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Because of his speech impediment.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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Edmund: Can anyone tell me what's going on? Darling: Security, Blackadder. Edmund: Security? Melchett:`Security' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `security' isn't. Edmund: So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this 'drooling pervert'? Darling: Only doing my job, Blackadder. Edmund: Oh, well, how lucky you are, then, that your job is also your hobby. Melchett: Now there's another dirty word: `job'!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
