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Lil Johnny always cracks me up

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    During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?" Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down." The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?" Little Johnny countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls." :D Hope its not a repost! ;)

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      During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?" Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down." The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?" Little Johnny countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls." :D Hope its not a repost! ;)

      My cUr10U5 w0rlD

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      zenwalker1985 wrote:

      Hope its not a repost!

      I hope not too. I also hope it is never, ever reposted. Anywhere. The sort of joke that a primary school kid might snigger at because it mentions balls and breasts - not because it has any amusing aspect whatsoever. Well, that's my opinion, anyway!

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        zenwalker1985 wrote:

        Hope its not a repost!

        I hope not too. I also hope it is never, ever reposted. Anywhere. The sort of joke that a primary school kid might snigger at because it mentions balls and breasts - not because it has any amusing aspect whatsoever. Well, that's my opinion, anyway!

        MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Hehehehe you said balls and breasts. At least it was funny when you said it.

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          zenwalker1985 wrote:

          Hope its not a repost!

          I hope not too. I also hope it is never, ever reposted. Anywhere. The sort of joke that a primary school kid might snigger at because it mentions balls and breasts - not because it has any amusing aspect whatsoever. Well, that's my opinion, anyway!

          MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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          Marco Bertschi
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          But it has its logic behind.

          cheers Marco Bertschi


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            But it has its logic behind.

            cheers Marco Bertschi


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            Marco Bertschi wrote:

            its logic behind

            And now you said 'behind'. *snigger*

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              Marco Bertschi wrote:

              its logic behind

              And now you said 'behind'. *snigger*

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              Oh cum on.

              cheers Marco Bertschi


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                Oh cum on.

                cheers Marco Bertschi


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                Corporal Agarn
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                Get off!

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                  But it has its logic behind.

                  cheers Marco Bertschi


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                  But it has its logic behind.

                  Most men have their logic behind their balls.

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                    Quote:

                    But it has its logic behind.

                    Most men have their logic behind their balls.

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                    snigger - he said "Balls"! Wait - behind their balls?

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