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  • R Roger Allen

    Not all women are heartless monsters. I am looking forward to having my head ripped off and turned into mush tonight. Things are not going well between me and her (3.5 years of hell). I have been told I don't have to get her anything, which means of course that she's expecting the world. Plus I have taken monday of so I can get the car fixed, but she thinks its so we can go shopping and get her a big present! As if she hasn't put me into too much debt already! arrrggghhhh! All she's going to get is a card, and maybe a hug (were not on terms any better than that at the moment). Oh well, thats enough about my sad sad sad sad sad sad (for (int i = 0 ; i< 100000000 ; i++) sad;) little life. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Were you different as a kid? Did you ever say "Ooohhh, shiny red" even once? - Paul Watson 11-February-2003

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    Damn, where was my CP rules code book! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Were you different as a kid? Did you ever say "Ooohhh, shiny red" even once? - Paul Watson 11-February-2003

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      You're still alive ? :wtf: The tigress is here :-D

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      Kant
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      Trollslayer wrote: You're still alive ? Yep..He is alive, but his master exploded his head. :laugh: Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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        Trollslayer wrote: You're still alive ? Yep..He is alive, but his master exploded his head. :laugh: Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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        Rohit Sinha
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        Kant wrote: He is alive, but his master exploded his head. No, my head is still intact. Master has exploded, though.[^] ;)
        Regards,

        Rohit Sinha

        Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
        - Abraham Lincoln

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          Kant wrote: He is alive, but his master exploded his head. No, my head is still intact. Master has exploded, though.[^] ;)
          Regards,

          Rohit Sinha

          Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
          - Abraham Lincoln

          The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
          - Anonymous

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          Kant
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          Rohit Sinha wrote: No, my head is still intact. Master has exploded, though.[^] That's what I posted. He is alive, but his master exploded his head. :~ You silly Cricket Fella!! :mad: ;P Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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          • T Todd Hoop

            What is the worst thing you have done to your Valentine on this day of spending hard earned cash? For me, I have been married for 12 years. Those first few years were tight on the money. We even rolled spare change to buy food. But that first year, I bought my first PC (on credit of course). The weekend before Valentine's day, I decided to buy a modem which left me with about 75 cents to my name which went to buying a card. Little did I know that my wife splurged and bought everything from a huge blow up heart to pounds of candy. And when she saw that all I had was a card, it was not pretty. I should say that the blow up heart no longer holds air. A lesson learned. Todd

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            Todd Hoop wrote: A lesson learned. :) Apparently you learn quickly if you are still together. :rose:


            Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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              Rohit Sinha wrote: No, my head is still intact. Master has exploded, though.[^] That's what I posted. He is alive, but his master exploded his head. :~ You silly Cricket Fella!! :mad: ;P Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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              Rohit Sinha
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              Kant wrote: That's whay I posted. He is alive, but his master exploded his head. Ah, I read that to mean that the Master exploded my head. :-O
              Regards,

              Rohit Sinha

              Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
              - Abraham Lincoln

              The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
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                Kant wrote: That's whay I posted. He is alive, but his master exploded his head. Ah, I read that to mean that the Master exploded my head. :-O
                Regards,

                Rohit Sinha

                Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
                - Abraham Lincoln

                The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
                - Anonymous

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                Rohit Sinha wrote: Ah, I read that to mean that the Master exploded my head. *scratching my head* *drinking :java: * *scratching my head again* *banging my head against the laptop* *BOOM!* Damn you ...Cricket Sinha...you exploded my head too... X| ;) Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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                  Todd Hoop wrote: A lesson learned. :) Apparently you learn quickly if you are still together. :rose:


                  Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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                  Todd Hoop
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                  You would think that but I continue to do the usual clueless husband things. :eek: Maybe by our 25th I will have this stuff figured out. Todd

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                  • R Roger Allen

                    Not all women are heartless monsters. I am looking forward to having my head ripped off and turned into mush tonight. Things are not going well between me and her (3.5 years of hell). I have been told I don't have to get her anything, which means of course that she's expecting the world. Plus I have taken monday of so I can get the car fixed, but she thinks its so we can go shopping and get her a big present! As if she hasn't put me into too much debt already! arrrggghhhh! All she's going to get is a card, and maybe a hug (were not on terms any better than that at the moment). Oh well, thats enough about my sad sad sad sad sad sad (for (int i = 0 ; i< 100000000 ; i++) sad;) little life. Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Were you different as a kid? Did you ever say "Ooohhh, shiny red" even once? - Paul Watson 11-February-2003

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                    You have my sympathy Roger :rose: She sounds a lot like my ex. :~ Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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                    • K Kant

                      Rohit Sinha wrote: Ah, I read that to mean that the Master exploded my head. *scratching my head* *drinking :java: * *scratching my head again* *banging my head against the laptop* *BOOM!* Damn you ...Cricket Sinha...you exploded my head too... X| ;) Follow live World Cup Cricket scores here[^]

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                      Rohit Sinha
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                      Kant wrote: Cricket Sinha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
                      Regards,

                      Rohit Sinha

                      Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
                      - Abraham Lincoln

                      The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
                      - Anonymous

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                      • T Todd Hoop

                        What is the worst thing you have done to your Valentine on this day of spending hard earned cash? For me, I have been married for 12 years. Those first few years were tight on the money. We even rolled spare change to buy food. But that first year, I bought my first PC (on credit of course). The weekend before Valentine's day, I decided to buy a modem which left me with about 75 cents to my name which went to buying a card. Little did I know that my wife splurged and bought everything from a huge blow up heart to pounds of candy. And when she saw that all I had was a card, it was not pretty. I should say that the blow up heart no longer holds air. A lesson learned. Todd

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                        Miszou
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                        Way back when I was at school, I ditched my girlfriend on Valentines day. It was only when I got home from school later that day, that I found the half-dozen Valentine cards from her that the postman had failed to deliver before I left the house... X| The best valentines day was a couple of years ago when my wife told me she was pregnant :-D:)

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