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  • L loctrice

    Do something crazy, like pretend it's something else other than a wedding and say the appropriate thing for that. That would be great. Break a leg.

    If it moves, compile it

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    I've been thinking about turning to the audience and giving a pitch about time shares.

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      I don't have my suit back from the tailor. I don't have my shoes. I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out. I need a haircut. We don't have transportation to the venue yet. I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning. I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff. Music list not finalized. Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too. ...and I haven't done my taxes. I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves. This is one the fiancee picked: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]

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      Mike Hankey
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      I'm thinking Vegas might be an option?

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      • W wizardzz

        I don't have my suit back from the tailor. I don't have my shoes. I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out. I need a haircut. We don't have transportation to the venue yet. I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning. I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff. Music list not finalized. Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too. ...and I haven't done my taxes. I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves. This is one the fiancee picked: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]

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        MacSpudster
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        Here's a poem for your wedding: No suit from the tailor, ...Don't have my shoes. Not even a tie, ...but I got the booze. No transport to the venue ...No active credit card to use Dang, I also need a haircut ..but I got the booze. Music list not finalized ...haven't paid my IRS dues, Vows ain't even finished ...but I got the booze. Now, if I don't drink ...that's OK, there's nothing to lose. Cuz, without a place to get ready in the morning. ...I'll Just stay in bed for that final singles-only snooze. Have an awesome wedding!

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          I'm thinking Vegas might be an option?

          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension
          It's not the destination, it's the journey.

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          wizardzz
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          Maybe, I should have listed what I have gotten done, and paid for so far. :doh: Interestingly, gold has dropped $200 an ounce since Friday.

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          • M MacSpudster

            Here's a poem for your wedding: No suit from the tailor, ...Don't have my shoes. Not even a tie, ...but I got the booze. No transport to the venue ...No active credit card to use Dang, I also need a haircut ..but I got the booze. Music list not finalized ...haven't paid my IRS dues, Vows ain't even finished ...but I got the booze. Now, if I don't drink ...that's OK, there's nothing to lose. Cuz, without a place to get ready in the morning. ...I'll Just stay in bed for that final singles-only snooze. Have an awesome wedding!

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            wizardzz
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            If I had time, I'd start a sock puppet account to upvote this again. CPians, upvote this, brilliant.

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            • W wizardzz

              Maybe, I should have listed what I have gotten done, and paid for so far. :doh: Interestingly, gold has dropped $200 an ounce since Friday.

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              Mike Hankey
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              You aren't marrying her for the gold in her teeth are you? :)

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              • W wizardzz

                I've been told that nobody wants a 3 minute ceremony. Basically, because anyone running late misses it. We weren't going to do any readings of anything, just a 3 minute thing, but according the hired gun humanist minister and the wedding coordinator, we should say something, a poem, anything, to occupy time.

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                It's your wedding - do what you want; not what someone else tells you to do. If people are late, tough on them for being so rude as to not allow sufficient time to get there. Anyway, there's a lot to be said for a 3 minute wedding, mostly along the lines of "that was 2.5 minutes too long".

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  You aren't marrying her for the gold in her teeth are you? :)

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                  It's not the destination, it's the journey.

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                  wizardzz
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                  No, she flosses. I haven't paid for my ring yet, they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    No, she flosses. I haven't paid for my ring yet, they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.

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                    Mike Hankey
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                    wizardzz wrote:

                    they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.

                    I can well imagine with only 6 days to go.

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      wizardzz wrote:

                      they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.

                      I can well imagine with only 6 days to go.

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                      wizardzz
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                      I gave them a size and they gave me a price, last week. I asked them the weight, in grams (I worked in currency and metal trading) the guy said "heavy" we make them "heavy"... I did not ask them to wait.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Run! Run for the border! You only have six days to escape. :omg:

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                        :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        • W wizardzz

                          I don't have my suit back from the tailor. I don't have my shoes. I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out. I need a haircut. We don't have transportation to the venue yet. I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning. I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff. Music list not finalized. Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too. ...and I haven't done my taxes. I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves. This is one the fiancee picked: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]

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                          Lost User
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                          What's the hurry?

                          Use the best guess

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                          • W wizardzz

                            If I had time, I'd start a sock puppet account to upvote this again. CPians, upvote this, brilliant.

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                            Jorgen Andersson
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                            Done.

                            "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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                            • W wizardzz

                              I gave them a size and they gave me a price, last week. I asked them the weight, in grams (I worked in currency and metal trading) the guy said "heavy" we make them "heavy"... I did not ask them to wait.

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              pst Hey buddy I got a heavy gold ring over here, how much money ya got?

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                              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                pst Hey buddy I got a heavy gold ring over here, how much money ya got?

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                                wizardzz
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                                What's your budget? Yeah, I'll make it extra heavy...

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                                  I don't have my suit back from the tailor. I don't have my shoes. I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out. I need a haircut. We don't have transportation to the venue yet. I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning. I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff. Music list not finalized. Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too. ...and I haven't done my taxes. I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves. This is one the fiancee picked: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  Take ten minutes to make a priority list. Here's number one: Don't be too hungover. The rest is up to you. Have the best day of your life. :thumbsup:

                                  "The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    What's your budget? Yeah, I'll make it extra heavy...

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                                    Mike Hankey
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                                    wizardzz wrote:

                                    I'll make it extra heavy...

                                    Lead and I'll leave the alchemy up to you? :)

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                                    • W wizardzz

                                      I don't have my suit back from the tailor. I don't have my shoes. I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out. I need a haircut. We don't have transportation to the venue yet. I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning. I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff. Music list not finalized. Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too. ...and I haven't done my taxes. I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves. This is one the fiancee picked: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]

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                                      dan sh
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                                      Do your taxes. As soon as possible, do your taxes. And congratulations on getting married.

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                                      • M MacSpudster

                                        Here's a poem for your wedding: No suit from the tailor, ...Don't have my shoes. Not even a tie, ...but I got the booze. No transport to the venue ...No active credit card to use Dang, I also need a haircut ..but I got the booze. Music list not finalized ...haven't paid my IRS dues, Vows ain't even finished ...but I got the booze. Now, if I don't drink ...that's OK, there's nothing to lose. Cuz, without a place to get ready in the morning. ...I'll Just stay in bed for that final singles-only snooze. Have an awesome wedding!

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                                        RC_Sebastien_C
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                                        :thumbsup: These could be the lyrics to their own blues wedding march, I sang in my head while reading! :)

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                                        • R RC_Sebastien_C

                                          :thumbsup: These could be the lyrics to their own blues wedding march, I sang in my head while reading! :)

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                                          MacSpudster
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                                          I've sung at a rare wedding or 3; wrote my own lyrics / music for the :rose:betrothed:rose: couple(s). Acoustic guitar. I'll use GarageBand's loops this evening and put it to Blues music and post it up later 2nite. :suss:

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