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  • P Pete OHanlon

    So, you're arguing that coders have no common sense or ability to question user requirements?

    I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
    CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    oh course not, that the job of the requirement analyst, it not our fault users dont actual know what they want

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      So, you're arguing that coders have no common sense or ability to question user requirements?

      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      tumbledDown2earth
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      Some, like me, are :)

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      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

        oh course not, that the job of the requirement analyst, it not our fault users dont actual know what they want

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        tumbledDown2earth
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        Yeah ... even if they know, users cant expect many times ..

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          So, you're arguing that coders have no common sense or ability to question user requirements?

          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          mikepwilson
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          Lighten up Francis. It was a joke. However, if you talk to business people I think you'll find that they think it's true.

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          • M mikepwilson

            Lighten up Francis. It was a joke. However, if you talk to business people I think you'll find that they think it's true.

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            Pete OHanlon
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            mikepwilson wrote:

            Lighten up Francis

            :confused:Who's Francis?

            I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            • M mikepwilson

              Lighten up Francis. It was a joke. However, if you talk to business people I think you'll find that they think it's true.

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              Albert Holguin
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              mikepwilson wrote:

              if you talk to business people I think you'll find that they think it's true.

              But who wants to talk to them anyway... ;P

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              • T tumbledDown2earth

                Mom to son - Can you please go and bring a bottle of milk? .. And o .. If they have eggs, bring 6 After sometime son returned with 6 bottles of milk...

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                Chris C B
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                Are you David Bowie?

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  mikepwilson wrote:

                  Lighten up Francis

                  :confused:Who's Francis?

                  I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  Lost User
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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  :confused: Who's Francis?

                  The talking mule. Your wife says it's you in disguise.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  • J Johnny J

                    Great, it's at least a month ago this joke was last posted[^] (by me) ;P

                    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                    Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                    Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Don't be too quick to claim credit -- before there were programmers, it used to be a joke about engineers.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      mikepwilson wrote:

                      Lighten up Francis

                      :confused:Who's Francis?

                      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      Johnny J
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      Lighten up Francis

                      Also a quote from an old classic:

                      Stripes[^]

                      Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                      Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                      Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                      Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Don't be too quick to claim credit -- before there were programmers, it used to be a joke about engineers.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Johnny J
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                        I'm not claiming credit. Just saying that I was the lkast in a LOOOOONG line of people that has posted this joke here on the CP before... :doh:

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                        Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                        Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                        • L Lost User

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          :confused: Who's Francis?

                          The talking mule. Your wife says it's you in disguise.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                          • J Johnny J

                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            Lighten up Francis

                            Also a quote from an old classic:

                            Stripes[^]

                            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            One of my favorites; I knew it right away. :thumbsup:

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                            • T tumbledDown2earth

                              Mom to son - Can you please go and bring a bottle of milk? .. And o .. If they have eggs, bring 6 After sometime son returned with 6 bottles of milk...

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                              c2423
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                              if a then if b else c -> to any decent coder b and c go together, and similarly 6 goes with eggs. As a side note, sometimes I wonder if I over analyse things. But then sometimes I think "maybe I don't over-analyse things?"

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                              • J Johnny J

                                I'm not claiming credit. Just saying that I was the lkast in a LOOOOONG line of people that has posted this joke here on the CP before... :doh:

                                Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                                Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                                Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                                Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                                Dave Calkins
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                                you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

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                                • D Dave Calkins

                                  you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

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                                  H Brydon
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                                  Dave Calkins wrote:

                                  you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

                                  Just on the Leslie Nielsen message server.

                                  -- Harvey

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                                  • C c2423

                                    if a then if b else c -> to any decent coder b and c go together, and similarly 6 goes with eggs. As a side note, sometimes I wonder if I over analyse things. But then sometimes I think "maybe I don't over-analyse things?"

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                                    Forogar
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                                    ...or maybe not. Discuss.

                                    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                    • D Dave Calkins

                                      you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Dave Calkins wrote:

                                      you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something?

                                      If they switch to using a separate server for jokes, that would probably be a good thing.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • P Pete OHanlon

                                        That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

                                        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

                                        She said you have a face like a horse.

                                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                          That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

                                          She said you have a face like a horse.

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.

                                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
                                          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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