Eventually what happens to a coder

Mark_Wallace

Don't be too quick to claim credit -- before there were programmers, it used to be a joke about engineers.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Johnny J

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

Lighten up Francis

Also a quote from an old classic:

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

Johnny J

I'm not claiming credit. Just saying that I was the lkast in a LOOOOONG line of people that has posted this joke here on the CP before... :doh:

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

Pete OHanlon

That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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PIEBALDconsult

One of my favorites; I knew it right away. :thumbsup:

c2423

if a then if b else c -> to any decent coder b and c go together, and similarly 6 goes with eggs. As a side note, sometimes I wonder if I over analyse things. But then sometimes I think "maybe I don't over-analyse things?"

Dave Calkins

you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

H Brydon

Dave Calkins wrote:

you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)

Just on the Leslie Nielsen message server.

-- Harvey

Forogar

...or maybe not. Discuss.

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Mark_Wallace

Dave Calkins wrote:

you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something?

If they switch to using a separate server for jokes, that would probably be a good thing.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Lost User

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.

She said you have a face like a horse.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Pete OHanlon

She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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Lost User

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.

And yet she still invites me over.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Pete OHanlon

It's true. We all like to point and laugh at you. It does us good to see how the lower orders live. Think of yourself as a charity case, and us as the viewers watching news reports on the TV.

I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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