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    Lost User
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    I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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      I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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      Lost User
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      I always hear about people being put into solitary confinement as punishment. Every time I hear that I ask myself: "Who do I have to stab to get in on that deal?"

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        I always hear about people being put into solitary confinement as punishment. Every time I hear that I ask myself: "Who do I have to stab to get in on that deal?"

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        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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        Really, I don't think you want to go to such a place...

        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
        Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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          I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          Keep an eye on your stapler, though...

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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            Clifford Nelson
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            Don't think Bill Gates has that much office space.

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              Really, I don't think you want to go to such a place...

              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
              Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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              It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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                I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                Marc Clifton
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                MehGerbil wrote:

                I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
                Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

                I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

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                  It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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                  gavindon
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                  In that case, I can give you a couple of names, I promise to keep you supplied in books.....

                  Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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                    Keep an eye on your stapler, though...

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    dusty_dex
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                    exactamundo :laugh:

                    "It's true that hard work never killed anyone. But I figure, why take the chance." - Ronald Reagan That's what machines are for. Got a problem? Sleep on it.

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                    • L Lost User

                      I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                      gavindon
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                      my office is in the attic in our corporate building. One reasonably sized room that was purpose built. I have a separate AC and heating unit from the rest of the building, the stairs are fairly steep so nobody comes wandering up without good reason. They would have to drag me kicking and screaming to move to a regular office downstairs.(and I'm a big guy,6'3", about 280lbs, in decent fighting shape, it would take a few of them to drag me :-D )

                      Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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                        In that case, I can give you a couple of names, I promise to keep you supplied in books.....

                        Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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                        You are the true friend I never had...

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                        • M Marc Clifton

                          MehGerbil wrote:

                          I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
                          Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

                          I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

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                          CMullikin
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                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                          This thought goes through my head a lot more than it probably should... :laugh:

                          The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                            I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                            Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                            MehGerbil wrote:

                            I wish every day could be like this...

                            "The bliss of solitude" has different effects on different people.

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                            The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep!

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                              I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                              CPallini
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                              I'm sorry Sir... --The Bus driver

                              Veni, vidi, vici.

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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                                Espen Harlinn
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                                MehGerbil wrote:

                                Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

                                There might be a downside[^] to this. X|

                                Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                                  MehGerbil wrote:

                                  I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
                                  Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

                                  I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                                  Testers Wanted!
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                                  Emmanuel Medina
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                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                                  Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                                  If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez

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                                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                                    I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                                    (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                                    Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                                    If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez

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                                    Marc Clifton
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                                    Emmanuel Medina Lopez wrote:

                                    Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                                    Yes, elaphanting is the appropriate metaphor. ;) Marc

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                                    • C Clifford Nelson

                                      Don't think Bill Gates has that much office space.

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                                      Mycroft Holmes
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                                      Only because Bill Gates does not want that much office space.

                                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        Only because Bill Gates does not want that much office space.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        Clifford Nelson
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                                        Niether would i. I try to keep my home living space small since I really do not need that much space, and it is just more space I will not keep cleam.

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