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  • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

    Really, I don't think you want to go to such a place...

    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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    Lost User
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    It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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      I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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      Marc Clifton
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      MehGerbil wrote:

      I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
      Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

      I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

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        It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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        gavindon
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        In that case, I can give you a couple of names, I promise to keep you supplied in books.....

        Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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        • F fjdiewornncalwe

          Keep an eye on your stapler, though...

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          dusty_dex
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          exactamundo :laugh:

          "It's true that hard work never killed anyone. But I figure, why take the chance." - Ronald Reagan That's what machines are for. Got a problem? Sleep on it.

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          • L Lost User

            I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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            gavindon
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            my office is in the attic in our corporate building. One reasonably sized room that was purpose built. I have a separate AC and heating unit from the rest of the building, the stairs are fairly steep so nobody comes wandering up without good reason. They would have to drag me kicking and screaming to move to a regular office downstairs.(and I'm a big guy,6'3", about 280lbs, in decent fighting shape, it would take a few of them to drag me :-D )

            Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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            • G gavindon

              In that case, I can give you a couple of names, I promise to keep you supplied in books.....

              Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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              Lost User
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              You are the true friend I never had...

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              • M Marc Clifton

                MehGerbil wrote:

                I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
                Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

                I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

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                CMullikin
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                Marc Clifton wrote:

                I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                This thought goes through my head a lot more than it probably should... :laugh:

                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                • L Lost User

                  I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                  MehGerbil wrote:

                  I wish every day could be like this...

                  "The bliss of solitude" has different effects on different people.

                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage
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                  The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep!

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                  • L Lost User

                    I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals. Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day. I have the entire space to myself. Either today is my lucky day or I was hit by a bus over lunch and I'm now in heaven. I wish every day could be like this...

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                    CPallini
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                    I'm sorry Sir... --The Bus driver

                    Veni, vidi, vici.

                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    • L Lost User

                      It would be bad if there was NOTHING to do, like in a small cell block. Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

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                      Espen Harlinn
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                      MehGerbil wrote:

                      Give me a good book and allow me to go for a walk and I'd be good for the rest of my life.

                      There might be a downside[^] to this. X|

                      Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        MehGerbil wrote:

                        I'm in a 5,000 square foot office space that is all subdivided into cubicals.
                        Most everyone else has moved out of this wing and my 3 co-workers have left for the day.

                        I was once working late at Citigroup when this happened, in fact, the cleaning people thought no one was around so they turned off all the lights. I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it. Marc (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                        Testers Wanted!
                        Latest Article: User Authentication on Ruby on Rails - the definitive how to
                        My Blog

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                        Emmanuel Medina
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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                        Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                        If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez

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                        • E Emmanuel Medina

                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          I couldn't help but think, where's my BFG*, I think I'm going to need it.

                          Marc Clifton wrote:

                          (* - and for those that are too young to remember Doom and Doom II, well, you figure out what it stands for)

                          Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                          If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          Emmanuel Medina Lopez wrote:

                          Big Elephanting Gun, amirite?

                          Yes, elaphanting is the appropriate metaphor. ;) Marc

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                          • C Clifford Nelson

                            Don't think Bill Gates has that much office space.

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            Only because Bill Gates does not want that much office space.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            • M Mycroft Holmes

                              Only because Bill Gates does not want that much office space.

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Clifford Nelson
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                              Niether would i. I try to keep my home living space small since I really do not need that much space, and it is just more space I will not keep cleam.

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